Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan! - Chapter 258
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The men who beat the enemy Hakka are indeed worthy of marriage. Whether they are three or seven years after their marriage, they are always only their wives who are itchy and greedy.
And this clan’s measure of “love” is 50 years old, and there is no upper limit.
If so, Yu Xingmi’s life after marriage goes smoothly, and her little days live in honey. The fate of this life made up for all the regrets of the past life, and the nostalgia for the past life made her cherish the beauty of the present.
Of course, if she had fewer messy dreams, she would live more comfortably.
I don’t know when it started, her sleep state changed from a dream to daybreak into a series of strange dreams.
Familiar and unfamiliar scenes were staged in her dreams, as if countless scripts had branched off, and she must dream once a month on the fifteenth, coming on time than her aunt.
Yu Xingmi’s attitude towards dreams also turned from the initial mess to indifferent, and finally turned into a sitcom altogether. After waking up, he would tell the story to Ilumi.
“I dreamt again…” Yu Xingmi hugged Ilumi and arched into his arms. “It’s still the world of the Hunter Continent, but this time I don’t exist.”
Ilumi paused slightly and hugged her tightly: “That’s really a tragedy.” There is a high probability that he will be a single dog.
“I dreamt of Hisuo and Kulolo duel, and he died in Kulolo’s hands.” Yu Xingmi recalled, “Hisuo made a’condition and oath’ on himself, and he was resurrected after his death.”
“He started hunting down the brigade and placed an order with you.”
“The content of the order is: kill me, you will get all my property.”
At the same time, he initiated a life-and-death battle invitation to the brigade and the beating enemy, and his dream was so crazy that she admired her.
Yu Xingmi rolled his eyes: “You two call this order a’prenuptial contract’.”
Ilumi:…
The young master suddenly understood that this is a proposition, and immediately explained: “Beat the enemy guest will meet all the naming requirements of the Fat Sheep customers. This must be the naming style of Hisoso. The reason I agree is definitely for the five-star praise.”
Push the pot completely.
Yu Xingmi suffocated a smile and continued: “You joined the Phantom Brigade and replaced the dead Wojin as the 11th in the Brigade.”
Ilumi: “In the world where you are not, do I even have a single number in my code?”
The young master’s strange focus made Yu Xingmi laugh out loud, and the depression in her dreams was wiped out. She continued: “The world where I am not, the’Black Whale’ of the Kingdom of Kajin is leaving for the dark continent, the Kingdom of Kajin. Fourteen of the princes started a battle for the throne on the ship.”
“I ‘saw’ you and the brigade searching for Hisoso, but Hisoso and Kurapika joined forces to kill the brigade until you and Kurolo were the only ones left.”
“Kurapica didn’t want to do it to you, because you are Qi Ya’s elder brother, so… Hiso picked you as his prey.”
“Illumi…” Yu Xingmi sighed lightly, “I dreamt that you killed Hisoso.”
“It’s normal,” Ilumi said, “I have been guarding him since I knew him. Hiso has been murderous against me more than once.”
Without Yu Xingmi’s mixing, he and Hisoso would have had a battle, just as there would be a duel between Hisoso and Kuroro.
This is an unavoidable fate.
“After that, you came back alive from the Dark Continent.”
“According to the order between you and Kurapika, you can take back his body and bury it in the cemetery of the Kuluta tribe, and you will be able to take over all the wealth that Kurapika has accumulated from Melody.”
Yu Xingmi gave the finale: “In the end, you are sitting on the Jinshan Yinshan lonely and dying, a tragedy.”
Ilumi:…
Sure enough, he either died in Hiso’s hands, or he was a single dog with a high probability==
After talking about dreams, Yu Xingmi relieved the burden and happily did what he should do. However, Ilumi collected the information in her dream, and after repeated scrutiny and comparison, she noticed the subtleties.
Xing Mi didn’t know that Kajin Kingdom’s throne succession system needs to be fought by princes… Then, why can her dream give this kind of information?
The young master couldn’t help falling into thought.
On the fifteenth of the following month, Yu Xingmi gave him a second tragedy: “I dreamed that you were killed by Hisoso. He pretended to be you and mixed with the’Black Whale’ and became the 11th of the brigade. “
Ilumi thought about it carefully and felt that this was indeed what Hisoso would do.
On the fifteenth of next month, Yu Xingmi gave him his third tragedy: “I dreamt of you…Hey, you want to control Qi Ya, and then control Naniga through him.”
“With the acquiescence of beating the enemy, Qi Ya was forced to retreat. He kept doing it and gave orders directly to Naniga, which changed the world.”
Next month, next month…
Ilumi became the recorder of various tragedies. Although he didn’t say anything, he remembered every branch clearly. When Yu Xingmi’s dreams gradually diminished, he sent the finished branch to Qi Mu Nanxiong.
Ilumi: “Qi Mu, what’s the matter? Does it hurt Xingmi?”
On the other end, Qi Mu was silent for a long time. After turning over a lot of pictures, he gave the answer: “When the world’s’green threads’ awakens, all the’dead threads’ will be gathered by the rules and become’green threads’. Nutrients are frozen into the only ending.”
“You can understand it as the closure of the Mobius Ring.”
Qi Mu explained: “She is the ‘master’ of this world, so the rule is the ‘panel’ she carries with her, and dreaming is a chain reaction caused by the closing of the ‘dead line’.”
“When all the’dead lines’ become her nourishment, she will become more complete.”
“whole?”
“Well, just like Saitama, he defeated the ruler of the world to close the dead line, and regained the feelings of when he was a human.” Qimu said, “Just like me, every time I succeed in preventing the destruction of the earth, he will always become more than before. Be stronger.”
“When she no longer dreams of weird things…” Qi Mu stopped talking, just smiled, “Congratulations in advance, Ilumi.”
Ilumi: Huh?
When the twins turned ten years old, Yu Xingmi stopped dreaming of any strange scenes and characters for several months. As Qi Mu “predicted”, he couldn’t tell where Xingmi had changed, but there was a slight change.
Is the mentality more peaceful?
Or… Is her face slightly rounded?
Ilumi couldn’t figure it out, but fortunately he stopped thinking about it. As long as certain changes are not harmful to Yu Xingmi, he can relax his desire for control a bit.
They still lead the happy life of an old husband and wife, and before the seventh anniversary of their wedding, Yu Xingmi proposed to go to another world, and Yi Lumi readily agreed.
It just so happened that he planned to let go and let the twins receive visitors from the Ninja Continent.
The two pick and choose, and finally hit the goddess card “Kanji”.
They have been to the modern Fuyuki City, and they have been to the Taisho era when steam and fuel coexist, but they have never been to the original natural Warring States period.
Since there is a chance, I have to go.
Unfortunately, surprises and shocks always come so suddenly!
On the eve of their departure, Yi Lumi, who is skilled in cooking, cooked a sumptuous meal. Who knows that the next second after lifting the cover of the plate, what is ushered in is not Yu Xingmi’s fancy rainbow fart, but with a strong voice. There was a retching.
“Oh-” She covered her mouth, “It’s so oily! Ouch…”
Unable to hold back, she rushed into the bathroom, followed by a series of retching.
Ilumi:…
twin:……
The three of them looked at each other for a while, as if they had guessed a certain possibility, the whole family suddenly became confused. Godzilla grabbed the phone and called Grandma Alyssa, Mosra took the withered machine to beat the enemy Hakka to communicate.
Ilumi was still paralyzed, but her hands trembled slightly: “Five minutes, let the family doctor from the base rush to my place and bring full examination equipment.”
Then, there is no more.
After inspection, Yu Xingmi was indeed pregnant with children, two!
Yu Xingmi:…
I have been with Ilumi for ten years and have not been pregnant. Sometimes Yu Xingmi also made assumptions, guessing that he might not be a human being, but now…
She stroked her belly lightly, her face full of incredible. At the same time, with a little relief.
She raised her head and looked at Ilumi: “Do you feel frightened?”
“No, I’m very surprised.” Ilumi’s mouth curled up slightly, he knelt in front of her on one knee, stretched out his hand to wrap her waist, and gently pressed his cheek to her lower abdomen, “Although he didn’t want to let her You experience the pain of fertility, but… this time I will spoil you.”
Yu Xingmi chuckled lightly: “It’s so unexpected, I haven’t asked Dabao and Xiaobao for their opinions.”
Turning his head again, he found that the twins had already run out of sight.
“Huh? They?”
“Don’t worry, freedom comes too suddenly, and it will always be crazy for a while.” Ilumi gently picked her up and placed her on the soft bed in the bedroom, “What do you want to eat?”
“You can make any request to me, and I will definitely satisfy you, Xing Mi.”
Yu Xingmi was thinking of vegetable porridge, but the words that popped out of his mouth were especially like: “I want to eat four wowotou for a dollar.”
Ilumi: …?
…
As the saying goes, Feng Shui takes turns, either you turn or I turn ==
After Yu Xingmi picked up the baby, she knew that this was wrong, but she couldn’t help it! How the young master used to support her before, she is also how to support the young master now.
Thanks to her, she can bear no matter how she is Ilumi, confirming the look in her eyes, it is true love that has not run away!
Yu Xingmi: “Illumi, I want the moon in the sky.”
Ilumi:…
He wiped his face, borrowed high-tech equipment to set up the VR Moon Moon Museum in the wild, and took Yu Xingmi to experience the beauty of a 360-degree moon tour.
In the end, he hurriedly smashed the small note, grasped Yu Xingmi’s hand, and gently placed it on his cheek: “Xingmi, wouldn’t it be okay to let me be your moon?”
Full marks!
One hundred faint, one hundred faint! Crazy lights up!
Yu Xingmi: “Illumi, I want to go to the deep sea to watch fish.”
Ilumi:…
The young master spent a lot of money to open up a glass path for deep-sea tourism.
They are made of transparent liquid ore, which can perfectly withstand the water pressure of the deep sea and protect humans walking inside from interference from external organisms.
He took Yu Xingmi on the sightseeing cable car, from the shallow sea into the deep sea, and then from the deep sea back to the shallow sea.
In the end, the eldest master put away the “Encyclopedia of Local Tastes of Love” and pressed it under his ass, grabbed Yu Xingmi’s hand again, and placed it in his heart.
“Xingmi, there is a sea in my heart. It doesn’t matter how long you want to watch. It’s just that there is only one fish in this sea, and that’s you.”
Perfect!
Blow the lights! Boom! Call crazy!
For example, now, they have given up their plan to travel in other worlds, and temporarily moved to the islands outside the dark continent with beautiful scenery (?) to raise their fetuses.
Wake up in the morning to listen to the roar of the “Tyrannosaurus”, play with the “saber-toothed tiger” at noon, and fall asleep in the “Ghost Cry Wolf Howling” at night. Living in that is called a physical and mental comfort, and the fairyland can’t compare with it.
Until one day, Yu Xingmi stroked her swollen belly and watched a show about exploring the world with Ilumi. Still the original host, still familiar line style.
“Pterodactyls are pterosaurs of the late Honasian period. They like to live in groups and eat meat. Every spring, males build nests on cliffs, fight for mating, and give birth to suitable females.”
“… By the summer of the next year, the cub’s wings will become more and more abundant, and it will be time to be pushed off the cliff by the parents…”
Ilumi took a sip of black tea and said, “If the multi-winged devil dragon survives, I would like to raise one.”
The terrifying appearance, huge body, and bloodthirsty carnivorousness really fit the aesthetics of beating enemies.
Hearing this, Yu Xingmi put down the half-knit scarf, turned his head and stared at him with black eyes.
Ilumi’s heart twitched, and his hair was horrified for a moment.
Sure enough, what should come will come.
Yu Xingya used the softest words in his life to say the most condemning words: “Illumi, I want to see you fighting with the nine-headed Gidola~~”
Ilumi: I think you want to watch me die ==
But what can he do, what else can he do?
What a fuck!
He grabbed the dead machine and began to ask for help off the court: “Saitama, Qimu, I plan to resurrect the nine-headed Gidola, can you help me hold it down?”
“Xing Mi wants to admire my heroic posture in defeating the nine-headed Gidola.”
Qi Mu:…
Saitama:…
I have confirmed the look in my eyes, they are the best match-making couples in the world ==
…
In November of the same year, Yu Xingya gave birth to twin siblings.
In January of the following year, the strongmen of the Ninja Continent visited the Hunter Continent. They seemed to yearn for the Dark Continent even more. They simply cooperated with beating the enemy and became a bridge between the two continents.
In February, Meluem resigned from the Hunter’s Association and traveled the world with wheat. Yuan Yi became the new chairman, and Senna and Feijian were assistants to the chairman.
In September of the same year, the embryonic form of the human continental community was prepared, and the concept of “global village” was first proposed.
In December of the same year, amendments to the law and education law were put on the agenda…
In another year, the twin brothers and sisters took over Ilumi’s industry and Youkexin’s influence. The person at the helm who beats the enemy completely delegates power, and Qiya·beat the enemy succeeds as the head of the Patriarch.
After a few years, compulsory education was finally popularized, and the relationship between the Hunter Continent and the Dark Continent became closer.
When the twin brothers and sisters started to go to elementary school, Yu Xingmi and Ilumi finally talked about their unfinished journey.
Time flies, ten years after another.
But every time they look back, the people around them are still the same as they were when they first saw them, whether it is body or mind, they are the same.
“Xingmi, do you have a place you want to go?”
“Yes, I have!”
“where?”
“By your side.”
Life may have an end, but as long as I’m by your side, all I can feel is “infinity” and “infinity”.
Close to each other, our shortcomings can be filled.
Hug each other and we will be fulfilled for the rest of our lives.
You are my soul mate and my twin flame. Meeting you in countless lifelines is the best gift the universe has given me in a life.
I love you.
Only love you.
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Thank you very much to all the genuine little angels who supported me in Jinjiang! Ah ah ah love you all (づ ̄3 ̄) づ╭?~!