Every Day I Sleep, My Soul Goes Out of My Body - Chapter 53
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Xiaobai is definitely pregnant, less than 10 days pregnant.
The veterinarian took a few group photos with Xiao Bai, and promised that they would not be passed on. Xiaobai is a star cat, and others can’t use his avatar to advertise.
After returning home, Mi Li interrogated Bai Chen seriously: “How did Xiao Bai get pregnant?”
After analyzing Bai Chen’s thoughts for a moment, he replied: “According to the time, it should have happened the last time I went to Qiming Village.”
“Qiming Village?”
“Well, the village chief is looking for something to do with me, so I took Xiaobai to visit, and then…” Xi Baichen looked at Xiaobai, and then at the rice grains, hesitated, “Xiaobai and the village chief’s family The Tiger King has a good feeling.”
“Tiger King?”
“It’s the tabby cat fighting with the snake.”
“Is it?” Mi Li still remembers that the guy was going to give the snake to her, a gangster’s fan, unexpectedly hooked up with her family Xiaobai secretly, but also got the cat’s life!
The rice grains gritted their teeth and poked Xiaobai’s head lightly: “You are also a famous breed cat worth tens of millions, how come you are attracted to an uncultured country cat?!”
Analyze Bai Chen: “…” This is discrimination.
“Why are you not optimistic about Xiao Bai?” Mi Li pointed at Xi Baichen again.
“Love is like a tornado. As a parent, we should give understanding and support.” Bai Chen said in a serious way.
Mi Li: “…If your future child is unmarried and conceives first, will you be so reasonable?”
“That can’t.” Xi Baichen said decisively, “My baby must find a good man who is worthy of her. It is absolutely not allowed to get pregnant before we are married!”
“Haha.” A proper double standard party!
“Xiaomi, our children will be optimistic about it in the future.” Xi Baichen suddenly developed a sense of crisis, and felt that the child was very troublesome and worried about all kinds of things.
The rice grains gave him a glance, not wanting to talk to him, and hid in the room holding Xiaobai. When Bai Chen went to find her, she was gone, leaving only a recipe for the anti-fetal plan.
Now that pregnancy has become an established fact, the rice grains are not tangled. When the kittens are born, she will bring them all back to this world, so as not to breed more fold-eared cats.
The pregnancy period of cats is generally two months. As long as you prepare a concealed nest for them, they can give birth on their own.
Mi Li took out her mobile phone, found the photo of the cat boss named “Tiger King”, uploaded it to the Internet, and sent a WB using the account of Xiaomi who is keen to raise monsters: [My daughter is pregnant, and the culprit is it, please Everyone criticizes this scum cat! @ Never show-faced analysing big @ 虹屁@ “Praying for the Cat” crew…]
This WB crossed space and caused a **** storm in another world.
【what? Little ear is pregnant! ! ! 】
[Whose scumbag is this! I made a ham sausage and offered a reward for its cat head! 】
[Ahhhhh, why is his father not our handsome boy! The storm is crying! 】
[Visually this is a tabby cat. Will it and small ears give birth to fold-eared cats? 】
[100,000 book a kitten! 】
[100,000 is too small, this is the offspring of Little Ears, the starting price is at least 300,000. 】
[I have 300,000, leave one for me greatly! 】
[I pay 500,000! 】
[Walking up from 1.5 million, brother is not short of money. 】
[Looking up at the big guys upstairs. 】
[I am **** entertainment company, and I beg for a family portrait of Little Ear with a lot of money. 】
[XX Cat Food Products Co., Ltd. sincerely invites the little ears to join us. 】
【We are the **** pet breeding base and hope to establish a long-term and friendly cooperative relationship with you. 】
…
There were tens of thousands of messages in minutes, and some people from abroad reposted this WB. The Tabby Cat Tiger King immediately became the object of envy and hatred by the cat fans.
Bai Chen also reposted an article: [I have to work hard to earn milk powder money. @Keeping monsters of Xiaomi]
【what? I’ve long been surprised, what is the relationship between Xida and Xiaomi? 】
[Do you still need to ask? Xiaomi said that Xiao Er was her daughter, and Xi Da said that she wanted to earn milk powder money. They clearly are a pair! 】
[Fuck, the interaction between the two is so obvious, I only discovered today that the two have an adulterous affair! 】
[Ah, my male **** actually already has a master, crying in the toilet. 】
[I am married very much, Little Ear is pregnant, the adulterer is not me, nor is it my cat, the reality is really cruel! 】
[The amount of information upstairs is a bit large…]
Due to the signal delay, these messages and rice grains were not seen.
On this day, I received a call from Mama Mi, planning to arrange her to go on a blind date.
“Blind date?” Mi Mi was confused, “Why do you want me to go on a blind date all of a sudden?”
Mother Mi sighed: [It’s not your uncle yet, always trying to match you with Mi Xiangyang. Just in case, I think it’s safer to marry you out earlier. 】
“Mom, don’t worry, I already have a boyfriend.”
【what? Have a boyfriend? When did this happen? What’s the situation at home? what do you do? 】Mama Mi was extremely pleasantly surprised.
Mi Li thought for a while, and said: “His family background is relatively simple (not), and he is a small well-known writer.”
[Author…] Mother Mi hesitated, [The writer’s income is unstable, do you think he is suitable? 】
“Of course, I have a house and a car, so I can provide him with a writing environment.”
Mother Mi: I always think something is wrong…
[As long as you like it, if you are sure, get married early. 】
“OK.”
[By the way, what’s his name? What books have you written? 】
The rice grain replied smoothly: “His name is Xi Baichen, and he has written “The Blessed Cat”, “Food Art”, “Spicy Wife and Heroine”…”
Without paying attention, she mashed up the novels of Shidaihe Rainbow Fart.
[Oh, let’s do it, take him back another day and have a look. 】Speaking, he hung up the phone.
Rice sat on the sofa secretly hurting herself, how could she bring people back?
On the other side, after ending the call, Mama Mi immediately turned on the computer excitedly and searched for the titles of these books, only to find the “Spicy Wife and Husband”, author Rainbow Fart.
The novel published by Rice under the name of Xida has not been published on the Internet.
“Rainbow fart, how do you get such a name?” Mother Mi clicked on the novel, reading it chapter by chapter patiently.
“What the **** is this???” Half an hour later, Mi’s mother fell the mouse, “What did the protagonist do wrong to torture her like this???”
When Mi’s father heard the movement, he leaned in and asked, “What’s the matter?”
Mother Mi pointed at him and said angrily: “You men are all big trotters!”
Innocent lie down and shoot my father: “…”
Mother Mi read the rest of the content with full anger, and then relentlessly scored negative points: Spicy Chicken Author, Spicy Chicken Novel! You want to marry my daughter, no way!
After venting, she called Mi Lie again: “Break up, break up for me right away!”
Rice grains: “…”
“The author of that kind of spicy chicken, you are ashamed to say that he is a little famous? Is Quan Te an infamy!”
Rice grains: “…” No, let me explain.
“I don’t care, this kind of son-in-law, I won’t recognize it, you disband as soon as possible, otherwise don’t blame me for beating a mandarin duck!”
He hung up the phone with a snap.
Mi Lie: Sorry, Lao Bai, you were blacklisted by your mother-in-law…
Xi Baichen, who was reading in bed, shivered inexplicably, looked around, and whispered: “Is Xiaomi thinking of me?”
He put down the book, took the little yellow chicken by the bed, and pinched its mouth: “Xiaomi, I know you miss me. I’ll wait for you on the bed. Come here.”
The next second, just after taking a shower, rice grains appeared on the bed before they had time to put on their pajamas.
Analyzing Bai Chen calmly looked at her beautiful body, a certain unspeakable mood that was stupid-stupid-crazy.
The rice grains quickly wrapped himself in the quilt, just about to get angry, and thought that he had inadvertently corrupted his character, the anger disappeared, and he buried his head in the quilt with a guilty conscience.
“Is this a surprise for me?” Two big hands touched the quilt and hugged her into his arms. The slippery offense made him love it.
“Um…” Mi Grain resisted absently for a few times, and then she was dealt with by a passionate man.
“Don’t forget to wear a condom…” After a warm storage, the rice grains thought of this question in a daze.
“Okay.” Xi Baichen dangled, while kissing the person under him, while reaching out and groping in the drawer.
The TT I bought that day was finally used today, and no one was wasted.
The next morning, Xi Baichen made breakfast, but the rice grains had not yet woken up. He came to the room, intending to kiss her to wake up, but he heard a voice from behind: [Don’t be busy, let her continue to sleep. 】
Bai Chen turned his head, his eyes swept over: “Xiaomi?”
[The makeup mirror on the table. 】Rice tips.
Xi Baichen picked up the makeup mirror, opened it and took a photo.
[Lao Bai, you have gray hair. 】
“Where?” Xi Baichen combed his hair with his hand, and after careful inspection, he found a white hair. Twist up and peel off.
[Lao Bai, you are not young, you should pay attention to health preservation. 】
Analyze Bai Chen: “Isn’t there you? You will definitely make me fat and strong.”
Rice grains: [Ha ha. 】
At this moment, the doorbell rang outside the door, and the person here was Xi Zinuo, Xi Baichen’s cousin.
Xi Baichen opened the door and let him in.
“Brother, it’s been a long time. Isn’t it boring that you always stay at home?” Xi Zinuo greeted him, sitting on the sofa with a grin, “It’s so hot, is there anything to drink?”
Xi Baichen turned and walked into the kitchen and poured him a glass of water.
Xizinuo took a sip of disgust, then sniffed, and asked, “It’s delicious, did you buy breakfast? It just so happened, I haven’t eaten it yet.”
“No part of you.” Xi Baichen refused unceremoniously.
“Don’t be like this.” Xizinuo got up and walked to the dining room. He was surprised to see the rich breakfast on the table, “Brother, can you eat so much by yourself?”
“You don’t need to worry about this, it’s not your share anyway.” Xi Baichen covered the breakfast, not giving him a chance to start.
Xizinuo glanced at him bitterly.
“Come on, what are you looking for?” Xi Baichen asked lazily.
Xi Zinuo leaned close to him, showing a pleasing smile: “Isn’t your Xiaobai pregnant? When the kitten is born, can you give me one?”
“No show.”
“Don’t tell me! I will take care of it like my own children.” Xi Zinuo held up his palm and vowed.
“Let’s look at it again.” Xiaomi said that she would raise her by herself, and Bai Chen didn’t want to make her angry. Xiaobai’s accidental pregnancy has already made her very unhappy.
Xizinuo really felt that this elder brother was too difficult to do.
“Anything else?” The expression on Xi Baichen’s face was very obvious.
Xi Zinuo held his heart, and was eager to cry, the play was in place.
“Oh, you are so ruthless.” He slumped on the sofa, “Give me some time, I need to be quiet.”
Bai Chen ignored him, got up and walked into the study.
He didn’t pay attention, and the makeup mirror in his pocket accidentally fell out.