Freelance Artist - Chapter 188

  Chapter 188 Pig Song

   “Then I will start.”

Sima Zhu Lian Mai Chuci, doubtful: “I used to be called Sima Zhu when I was a professional, because my family has raised pigs since I was a child, so I personally like pigs very much, of course I also like to eat pork, and then some fans will Call me Brother Pig, or Teacher Chu Ci, how about writing a song with the theme of ‘pig’?”

   With “pig” as the title?

  This Sima Zhu really knows what the effect of a live broadcast is, and he also knows how to create topics for himself, so he even used his own ID as the topic.

   Tsk tsk.

  This Sima pig looks simple and honest, but he is quite ruthless.

Netizens have been paying attention to Chu Ci’s performance. When Sima Zhu asked for a pig question, everyone obviously saw that Chu Ci was stunned. The virtual character in the camera didn’t move much, and didn’t make a sound. He seemed very silent, yes So everyone is very happy.

   Well, this is just a live broadcast effect deliberately made by Lin Zhibai.

  He was silent for a while before slowly muttering: “Brother Pig…the topic is pigs…”

   He seems stuck in the long exam.

   And the more Chuci showed embarrassment, the happier the audience was. Many people watched the live broadcast, and they liked the anchor to be deflated.

  Especially those show-stopping anchors, it’s the funniest to watch them goof up occasionally.

  Of course everyone is thinking.

  With the theme of pigs, what song can you write?

  However, everyone has no idea at all, because Bluestar doesn’t have fire songs about “pigs” at all. At most, there are nicknames like “little pig” mentioned in some sweet love songs, which mostly happen between lovers.

   “Who writes songs about pigs under normal circumstances!”

   “Finish the calf.”

   “Chu Ci is out of luck now.”

   “Chu Ci: ???”

   “Die laughing.”

   “Nice job!”

   “Chu Ci is confused!”

   “Hahahaha call you arrogant!”

   “It’s so challenging to come up!”

   “I can’t write it!”

  Some fans are teasing, while others are black fans, the kind who want to see jokes.

   And Lin Zhibai has already picked up the pen and started writing songs.

One minute.

   Two minutes.

three minutes.

  No one knows what Lin Zhibai wrote.

  Five minutes passed, Sima Zhu saw that Chu Ci seemed to be in a dilemma, coughed and said: “Either I change the request, if Teacher Chu Ci thinks…”

  He was afraid that the title was too difficult to offend Chu Ci.

  Sima Zhu didn’t do it on purpose, he subconsciously made a request, ignoring the difficulty of the request.

“Need not.”

  Chu Ci finally put down his pen and said with a smile, “Everyone has been waiting for a long time.”

  Is there?

   Sima Zhu was taken aback.

  The audience was also stunned.

   And Chu Ci had already picked up his guitar, and said, “Since everyone calls you Brother Pig, then I will play “Song of Pig” for everyone.”

uh-huh?

   Is the pig song okay?

  Just when everyone was in a daze, Lin Zhibai plucked the guitar and sang:

   “Pig~

   Your nose has two holes

  When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose…”

   Poof!

  The barrage burst into laughter!

  The lyrics are really about pigs!

   Sima Zhu opened his mouth in the live broadcast room!

   “Pig~

  You have dark eyes

  Look, look, look, but you can’t see the side…”

   Sima Zhu’s eyes began to widen, as if he really looked like a pig.

   “Pig~

   your ears are so big

  You can’t even hear me calling you stupid…”

   Sima Zhu laughed.

   “Pig~

  Your tail is curly and curly

   So running and jumping is inseparable from it…”

   Following Chuci’s mouthful of “pigs”, Sima Zhu’s music blossomed, and the whole person danced.

   And at this moment.

  Chu Ci suddenly put down the guitar, turned around to face an electronic organ, and started tapping quickly with his hands!

  Music becomes cheerful!

  The sense of rhythm is very strong!

  Chu Ci seems to be excited, the whole person is moving to the rhythm of the music, and the intense melody is also transmitted to the ears of all the audience:

   “Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail

  A good baby who is never picky eaters

  Sleep until after three shots in the sun every day

   Never brush your teeth

   never fight…”

  Sima Zhu’s smile stopped suddenly, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wider, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and his expression was indescribably funny.

   He was shocked!

  The barrage was even more crazy, and the audience was shocked. This chorus immediately completes the song, which is very pleasant to listen to!

   “Fuck!”

   “Awesome!”

   “Laughing like crazy!”

   “Every sentence is really singing pigs!”

   “This is all right!?”

   “How did you write this song!”

   “Time is so short!”

   “Godlike Chuci!”

   “The key is that this song is pretty good!”

“so cute!”

  Lin Zhibai didn’t look at the barrage, he picked up the guitar again.

   “Pig~

  Your belly is so bulging

   You can tell at a glance that you can’t stand the hardships of life

   pig~

   your skin is so white

  In my previous life, I must have invested in a wealthy family~~~”

   Finish singing a few lines.

   Change the keyboard again.

   “It is said that your ancestors are very strange

  The fortune teller said he was lucky

  When I see a beautiful girl, I laugh and laugh

   will not blush

   will not be afraid

  cough…”

  Lin Zhibai sang here, facing the camera, looking at Sima Zhu who was connected with him:

   “You look a lot like him.”

  Sima Zhu recovered from the shock and laughed loudly, but accidentally let out a “snoring” pig cry.

   “Kneel!”

   “Chu Ci, please accept my knee!”

   “Hahahaha Sima Pig!”

   “This pig cry is too spiritual!”

   “Absolutely!”

   “Mom, come out and see the gods!”

   “You can write songs about pigs!”

   “I feel like he’s calling me a pig!”

   “No, his name is Sima Zhu!”

   “Brother Pig, Song of Pigs!”

  The bullet screen appeared in the live broadcast room like crazy, Sima pig monster shouted:

   “Yeah!”

   “No offense intended.” Lin Zhibai smiled.

   “It’s terrible, it’s terrible! I still have goosebumps all over my body! Teacher Chu Ci, please accept my respect!”

   said.

   Sima Zhu bowed frantically to the camera.

This is not just licking, Sima Zhu was really shocked, because he thought of the topic on the spur of the moment, but Chu Ci wrote the song. The key point is that not only the lyrics are not far-fetched, but the melody is also very nice. !

   “It sounds so good! I kind of want to cry.”

  Sima Zhu was a little agitated, and actually shed a tear, but it was not necessarily moved, but most likely laughed.

“nice! You love it.”

  Lin Zhibai leaned closer to the camera, blinked with one eye, and gave the audience a wink, “What do you think?”

   “Sounds good!”

“Perfect!”

   “You are invincible!”

   “I am convinced, I am convinced, I am completely convinced!”

   “As expected of a man who can write a song even in prison!”

“too strong!”

   “Is this a salivary song?”

   “Created in five minutes, with this quality, what more can you ask for!”

Yes.

  The quality of this song is indeed a little worse than those released by Chucizheng’er Bajing, but it was written in five minutes!

   Besides, it doesn’t matter whether he is a slobber song or not.

  The melody is really catchy, very memorable, and the lyrics are perfect for the occasion, every sentence is inseparable from the pig!

  The most amazing thing is the last sentence, you look like him!

   directly sublimated.

   It makes people feel that this song is not only about pigs, but also about people.

   To be able to write such a song in such a short period of time requires not only the ingenuity of a genius composer, but also the quick wit of a genius composer!

  …

   In front of the screen.

  Lin Hu sneered while watching the live broadcast.

  How could this song be composed on the spot?

  Lin Hu’s little follower also thinks so, this Sima Zhu is 200% childcare!

   “The acting skills are pretty good.”

  Lin Hu has been observing Sima Zhu’s expression, but he didn’t see any flaws. The acting skills of the anchor in the game area seem to be pretty good.

   As for Chu Ci?

  Because he is a virtual character, his expression cannot be seen, but from his tone, it seems that there is no revealing.

   “It really looks like it.”

  Lin Hu admired these two people a little. Shuang Huang acted really well, and many audiences believed it.

  Except for his own sailors, how many of them questioned his song?

  In addition, why do I always feel that something is wrong?

  Lin Hu always felt that Chu Ci’s voice was inexplicably annoying, and the tone of the other party also made him feel very uncomfortable.

   “I’ll expose him!”

  Lin Hu was about to give a reward, but just as he was about to give a reward, his hand stopped again.

  Chu Ci and Sima Zhu are still connected to Mai.

   Sima Zhu is talking endlessly.

   “I was just worried that you wouldn’t be able to write a song about pigs, and I was thinking about asking Mr. Chuci to write a song based on the game I played. I didn’t expect you to write it…”

   “What’s the name of your game?” Lin Zhibai asked.

   “Glory against the war.” Sima Zhu said hastily.

  Sima Zhu is considered a great anchor on this platform, but he is still very humble in front of Chu Ci, with a very low posture, unabashedly flattering.

  The audience didn’t think Sima Zhu was flattering either, and felt it was a matter of course.

   “Glory against the war…”

  Lin Zhibai thought for a while and said, “Do you want to hear it?”

  Sima Zhu froze for a moment, “What are you listening to?”

  Lin Zhibai smiled, “Don’t you want me to write a song with the title of this game you play?”

   “Yes, but you’ve just been…”

   “For the sake of rewarding me, I will write you another one.”

“May I!?”

  Sima Zhu was overjoyed. Now that he had seen Chu Ci’s strength, he couldn’t help but look forward to it.

   “Yes, I have some ideas.”

  Lin Zhibai took out a pen and paper, and started writing and scribbling again.

  The audience was shocked!

   “Do you want another song?”

   “The title of “Reverse War Glory”?”

   “Then Chu Ci is the rhythm of writing a custom song for “Reverse War Glory”?”

“I go!”

   “It might really be a customized song!”

   “Yi Yi Yo!”

   “It’s too fierce!”

   “In the last live broadcast, every time Chu Ci finished writing a song, he would take a break for more than half an hour to chat with everyone. This time he is going to keep writing songs!”

   “How many brain cells have to die?”

hehe.

Lin Hu temporarily gave up the reward, looked at the little follower and said, “Look, I said it was Tonger, I guess it was the game maker of “Reverse War Glory” that reached a cooperation with Kunpeng, and wanted to use Chu Ci to publicize Woolen cloth.”

   “Almost stone-hammerable!”

  The little follower nodded heavily, it must be that the official of “Reverse War Glory” has asked Chuci to cooperate!

  (end of this chapter)