He’s so Flirty - Chapter 93

“Wen Xiaodou Sprout’s Diary”

1.

My name is Little Bean Sprout.

Dad said I didn’t call me Xiaodou Yaer, but Xiaoyehouer. Because I was wrinkled when I was first born, like a little monkey with fading hair, very ugly.

His mother was standing behind him when he said this, and I didn’t tell him.

But I interrupted him and didn’t let him continue to say the next sentence I had heard many times.

So Dad was locked out of the bedroom door by Mom again at night.

……what?

What is the next sentence you ask?

The next sentence is “Your mother is very beautiful, you are not like her at all”.

Hush.

Don’t let mom hear it.

2.

Today the Chinese teacher asked us to write class essays, and the teacher also said that we would read them in class.

The title of the composition is “My Dad”.

The fathers of the classmates are very good, some are engineers, some are pilots, and some are scientists.

They are very happy when they read the composition, but I am not happy.

Because I don’t know what Dad does.

I thought for a long time before I realized that Uncle Qiao Ann secretly told me that Dad had a strict trachea.

I wrote it up, and the teacher asked me to read it aloud.

But after I finished reading, the teacher and classmates all laughed.

Before get out of class ended, the teacher commented on my composition, saying that I made a typo because it was a strict wife control rather than a strict trachea.

The teacher also asked me to take my composition home and show it to my father.

I am very obedient.

In the afternoon, Uncle Qiao’an came to our house again.

But I don’t know why, his eyes are black and blue, just like a giant panda.

Then my mother also saw my composition.

She told me at night that it was Uncle Qiao’an who fell by himself.

3.

Mom and Dad took me to the playground during the day.

I am very happy.

I also saw the uncle who sells marshmallows. The marshmallows look delicious. I pestered my father to buy it for me, he put me aside and went to block the sun for my mother and ignored me.

I filed a complaint with my mother.

Dad is nothing like me. Mom looked at him and agreed before speaking.

Well, marshmallows are so delicious.

But when my father led me back, he saw my mother talking to an uncle.

Dad is very angry.

He stared for a long time, but his mother didn’t even see him.

So he said he wanted to teach me a word to scare the uncle away.

I won’t do it.

Then Dad said, if that uncle is scared away, then he will buy me Transformers.

I think this is okay.

I ran over and said to my mother: “Grandma, the marshmallows grandpa bought me—it’s sweet, you taste it!”

Before I waited to call that uncle, “Taste it, grandpa,” he was scared away.

Alas, these adults are so courageous.

But it’s strange-why did Dad kneel to the bedroom door after returning home at night?

4.

Every time I go out alone with my dad, there is always a beautiful sister who secretly asks me——

Does your brother have a girlfriend… What is your brother’s cell phone number… What does your brother do…

I said it wasn’t my brother, it was my father, but they always told me that children can’t lie.

I am not a kid anymore, and I have not lied.

Uncle Qiao An said that they would ask like this because mom and dad looked too young, like brothers and sisters in their twenties.

Alas, having such young parents is really annoying.

But Dad seems to be more troubled than I am.

Because there are often beautiful young ladies who point to me and ask him, “How old is your brother, he looks so good?”

Every time my father heard it, he would pick me up, coldly.

“this is my son.”

The beautiful young ladies were scared away.

I think the cold dad is a little handsome.

It’s a pity that as long as his mother is there, he can’t get cold at all.

5.

Today, I followed my father to the magazine to pick up my mother from get off work.

My father took me to the sofa in the magazine building and asked me to sit here and wait for my mother.

Then he went to the side to answer the phone.

There was a beautiful sister sitting on the sofa. She saw her father several times, but he didn’t even look at her.

I know Dad must have noticed. Because my mother said that my father was born as a special elite, his five senses are extremely sensitive.

So Dad probably pretended not to notice.

So I also pretended not to notice.

But Dad walked away for a while, and the sister moved to my side.

“Little brother,” she smiled at me, “is that your brother? Does he have a girlfriend?”

This is the problem again.

These adults, why can’t they have any new ideas?

I thought about it, and said to her: “Yes, that’s my brother. He doesn’t have a girlfriend, but I already have a sister-in-law.”

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw my mother approaching me.

Mother’s face is a bit wrong.

So I told the sister again.

“My brother taught me this.”

…

When I got home at night, my father was locked out by his mother again.

Ok……

Sorry dad, I didn’t mean it.

6.

My father took me to the previous parent conferences.

But my mother said that there was something in my father’s company today, so she asked her to take me there.

Our deputy head teacher is a young male teacher, and many girls in the class like him.

He usually doesn’t laugh much, but he looks particularly enthusiastic today.

He was still talking about my situation with his mother until the parent meeting was over.

I was feeling bored when I saw my father come outside the classroom.

He saw his mother and the male teacher.

Then my dad became that cold and handsome dad again.

He walked into the classroom, stood behind my mother without saying a word, and took my other hand.

He stared at the male teacher for a while, and the male teacher was scared away.

On the way back, Dad said he was sad and couldn’t drive the car.

Mom drove, but Dad seldom did not grab the passenger seat with me.

But he wouldn’t let me sit.

We both sat in the back row.

When the car was very quiet, my father suddenly hugged me and said that he was suffering.

I asked why.

He stared at his mother in the rearview mirror of the car and said, “Before the reconciliation, I miss the sweetness every day, and after the sweetness, the vinegar will be overwhelmed every day.”

Ok…………

Who is Tiantian? Is it sweet?

What kind of sea is the vinegar sea? Is it the size of a coral sea?

The author has something to say: 7.

Hmm… The author said that her brain cells are temporarily drained. This is the end of the text of this article and the part of Fanwai in Jinjiang. Weibo (@曲小蛐) will continue to update Xiaofanwai.

8.

The author said that the successive articles “He is so crazy”, serial articles Wearing the book) I’m really not the heroine”, and the pre-accepted articles “Sweet Medicine” “I like you, it makes no sense” are all in the author’s (Qu Xiaoxiao) column, welcome to beautiful Miss sisters to poke, it would be better to be able to directly collect the author’s column.

9.

The author also said-well, this author has a lot of words-her good friend (Feng Afeng) who wrote the article together has an article “Internet addicted girl also wants to fall in love” which is being serialized and recommended to everyone.

[Keywords: university campus small milk dog sister and brother eat chicken online dating]

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Friendly reminder from Xiaodou Ya’er: This Wen Keng is a bit shallow, and the beautiful young ladies are careful with their feet when they jump… But the author’s friends are as diligent as the author and will soon become fatter. 233