My Stand-in is Steve - Chapter 173

   Chapter 173 I’m here to make trouble

   “Look, don’t you just learn to teleport?”

Seeing that Hawkeye suddenly disappeared, Fang Mo was also happy, and raised his hand directly to a pool of water stains on the bed and said to Nick Fury: “It’s spread out, when Hawkeye was operating on him, because Terrified and scared to pee.”

   “You said…”

  Nick Fury couldn’t help but help his forehead: “Seriously, for a while, I couldn’t even tell who you were hacking.”

   “It’s mainly to undermine Tony’s self-confidence and tell him that even if he uses anesthesia, it won’t work.” Fang Mo explained: “By the way, speaking of Tony, what’s this guy doing recently?”

   “What else can I do?”

  Nick Fury said: “Of course, he fell in love with his little girlfriend, and by the way, he did some charity. Anyway, he can’t spend all the money now, so he should make up for his own guilt.”

   “What about Pietro?”

   Fang Mo asked.

   “He should still be under surveillance.” Nick Fury thought for a while and said.

“Oh, like this.”

  Fang Mo nodded, then opened a portal directly: “Then I’ll settle this matter first, just stand here and don’t move around.”

   “What? You’ll be back later?”

   Nick Fury asked.

“Almost.” Fang Mo nodded: “Because I have to deal with the mess left by the dark elves, I need to get in touch with alien civilizations, but it’s annoying to have no one who can complain along the way, so I thought about it. , decided to take Ni to see the sea of ​​stars.”

   “Alien civilization?”

  Nick Fury’s eyes flickered slightly, and he didn’t know what he was thinking. In short, he quickly said, “Alright, then contact me directly after you have dealt with the matter over there.”

   “Okay, but I’ll take this pet away first.”

  Fang Mo reached out and grabbed the ender dragon directly in his arms: “Otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll see you two riding a big horse when I come back next time.”

   “This thing can’t go away, right?”

  Nick Fury heard this, and his face instantly became a little darker than the bottom of the pot.

   “Hahahahaha…”

  Fang Mo ignored Nick Fury, leaving only a series of happy laughter. The fog of space instantly shrouded his figure, and then everything disappeared without a trace.

   At the same time.

   Stark’s happy cottage.

   He was chatting with Potts Pepper over a glass of red wine.

   There were candles on the table in front of the two of them, two steaks, and various other exquisite delicacies, which had a somewhat romantic atmosphere.

   “It’s a beautiful day.”

  I saw Stark holding up the red wine, deliberating for a long time, and then said to Pepper: “Little Pepper, I have thought about some things for a long time, now…”

   Before he finished speaking, a cloud of bright blue light suddenly erupted in the living room.

   Then the space collapsed into a black void, and Fang Mo’s figure slowly walked out of it.

   “Yo, are you eating?”

   As soon as Fang Mo looked up, he saw the two people at the table staring at him with their wine glasses held up, and he also said directly, “Good guy, I’m still drinking, are you short of peanuts? I happen to have a plate…”

   Having said that, Fang Mo actually turned over and took out a plate of fried peanuts.

   “Tony, it seems that your words are out of your mouth today.”

Although Pepper was taken aback, it was not the first time that Fang Mo suddenly appeared in the living room, so she quickly calmed down and even smiled at Stark in turn: “What do you think? Woolen cloth?”

“I…”

   Stark opened his mouth, but he held it back for a long time without saying a word.

   At this moment, the artificial intelligence Jarvis spoke: “Mr. Stark, I’m sorry, I still can’t stop the magic teleportation.”

   “Why do you say you are suffering?”

Hearing this, Fang Mo also smiled and patted Stark’s shoulder: “If you don’t give Hawkeye that injection of anesthetic, maybe I’ll call you in advance, instead of running over and making the light bulb glow. fever.”

   “So you just finished surgery on Patton?”

   Stark rubbed his temples, looking extremely depressed: “I gave him an anesthetic just because I was kind. Do you know how long it took me to get out of that psychological shadow after the surgery?”

   “I can heal, but that doesn’t mean I can revive people.”

  Fang Mo said slowly: “The **** and terrifying treatment process is just for you to cherish your life better. Don’t just run away and die just because I can heal your wounds.”

   “Mr. Fang Mo, I think what you said is very reasonable.”

   Hearing Fang Mo’s statement, Pepper almost immediately agreed, and then turned to look at Stark: “Tony, do you understand?”

“Alright alright.”

   Stark raised his hands in surrender: “I promise not to touch those dangerous objects again in the future, and cherish life…”

   While Stark and Fang Mo were arguing with each other, the little ender dragon in Fang Mo’s arms couldn’t sit still, the steak on the table was exuding a tempting aroma, which seduced it.

   “Mom… Hungry…”

  I saw the little ender dragon raised its head, looking at Fang Mo with transparent purple eyes, pretending to be pitiful.

   “This… this is actually alive!?”

   Hearing the young dragon roar, Pepper was obviously taken aback, clutching his chest and taking two steps back: “God, I thought it was just a doll…”

   “So this is a baby dragon?”

   Stark was also obviously a little surprised: “This should be a legendary mythical creature, where did you get it?”

   “Gift from monsters.”

   Fang Mo spread his hands and told the truth.

   “Mom… hungry… eat meat…”

   As he was talking, the little ender dragon cried out restlessly.

   “Don’t make trouble, this is someone else’s home.” Fang Mo also reached out and touched the ender dragon’s little head when he heard it: “Didn’t you eat meat just now? Okay, let’s eat some peanuts and make do with it.”

After    finished speaking, Fang Mo put the peanuts directly on the table, then grabbed a handful and handed it to the little ender dragon.

  “Woo…”

   The little ender dragon looked a little aggrieved, but he still lowered his head and ate the peanuts on Fang Mo’s palm, which seemed to be quite fragrant.

   “No, you dragon still eat peanuts?”

   Stark couldn’t help but ask curiously when he saw this scene.

“Don’t talk about peanuts, you give it hair…you give it melon seeds and it eats everything.” Fang Mo said while feeding peanuts: “According to Nick, it eats everything, leather shoes, sheets, sofa, remote control, it seems There’s nothing that it doesn’t eat…but my favorite thing to eat is probably meat.”

   “Can I feed it?”

   Hearing what Fang Mo said, Stark was also a little excited.

   After all, this thing is a legendary dragon. What man can refuse to feed a giant dragon?

   “Oh, okay.”

  Fang Mo didn’t think much, just nodded.

   Seeing Fang Mo agree, Stark immediately cut a piece of meat from his steak, put it on a fork and handed it to the little ender dragon.

  “?”

   The little Ender Dragon was chewing peanut beans in a grievance, when he saw that someone actually handed over a piece of meat, he opened his mouth and bit it without thinking.

   Only heard a chirp, and even the fork was bitten off in half.

However, the little ender dragon didn’t realize what was wrong. He chewed happily, then raised his head slightly, swallowed the meat with a grunt, and then shook his tail while looking at Shi, who was not far away. Tucker.

“This…”

   Stark glanced at the half fork in his hand, and then looked at Fang Mo: “It shouldn’t have an accident, right?”

   “It’s not a big problem.”

   Fang Mo waved his hand indifferently.

   Just kidding, the ender dragon also has the word dragon in its name. Although it can’t bear the misfortune of players in the game, it is a serious dragon after all.

  You must know that in many settings, dragons actually eat people.

   And Fang Mo has never heard of it, which giant dragon has to help them take off their armor and clothes before eating people, so are you a dragon eating people, or what kind of one-stop service?

   “Jarvis, bring me another fork.”

   Hearing this, Stark was also relieved, and soon a mechanical arm handed him a new fork, and then he happily continued to feed the dragon.

   It turns out.

   Except for insects and human pups.

   The larvae of most creatures are very cute.

   Stark fed several pieces of meat in a row, the little ender dragon wagging its tail and staring at him, this look really looks very cute, even Pepper couldn’t help but be moved.

  So, encouraged by Stark, she also fed the little ender dragon with a fork and ate a small piece of steak.

   “You look really good dragon.”

   Stark’s mind is still very delicate and sensitive. After seeing Pepper’s expression, he directly asked the other party: “Can you find a way to get one for me, I can pay for it.”

   “Do you think I’ll be short of money?”

  Fang Mo glanced at Stark: “Have you forgotten my golden toilet? Should I ask you to poop?”

   “Well, alchemy is really a good thing.”

Hearing Fang Mo’s words, Stark probably guessed that it wouldn’t work, so he asked, “Then can you lend me this little guy for two days? I can guarantee that it’s best to feed it every day. You can also listen to music, give it a massage, and even wear a steel suit to accompany it to play Frisbee at an altitude of 5,000 meters…”

   “What you said is quite attractive, but unfortunately it doesn’t work.”

   Fang Mo shrugged.

   Just kidding, even Hawkeye was sprayed into such a tragic state, Fang Mo didn’t want to waste another enchanted golden apple, although he did not lack gold, but that was not the reason for him to do charity casually.

   “So you came here to show me off your dragon pet?”

   Hearing this, Stark was also a little depressed.

   “Oh, this is really not true.” Stark’s words reminded Fang Mo, so he said directly: “I almost forgot if you didn’t say it. I came here to make trouble for you.”

   (end of this chapter)