One New Rule Per Month Globally - Chapter 241

  Chapter 241 “This thing, you let other players follow suit?”

   “Anyway, the things are left here for you. It’s up to you whether you want to take on this guest. If it is out of date, it will be randomly selected among all players.”

   Finished speaking.

  The little elf stuffed the lollipop that was as tall as himself under his crotch, then rushed straight into the blue sky, and disappeared in front of everyone, leaving an orange tail flame in the air.

   “Here you are.”

  Chen Yi weighed the invitation in his hand, stuffed it into Jian Wuya’s arms, patted Jian Wuya’s shoulder, and said seriously.

   “Although the little elf scoffed at your proposal just now, I will not. I believe that if you really do such a thing, there will definitely be no player in the world who can successfully imitate it.”

   “Do you want to prepare in advance?”

   “Take some laxatives or something?”

   “Thinner ones should circulate better, there will be no traffic jams, and it will be more unimpeded.”

“Don’t”

Jian Wuya’s complexion darkened in an instant, and he handed this kind of invitation respectfully to Chen Yi with a bitter face: “Brother Yi, you should come, I was just joking just now, I really want to do this It’s better to kill me.”

   “My mouth likes to run a train from time to time, Brother Yi, don’t take it seriously.”

   “Tsk.”

   At this time, Tutu also came out of the map, put his hands in his pockets with emotion on his face, and said, “I lost, this seems to be the first time I have tasted the taste of failure on the map, right?”

   “No temper.”

   “I really have no temper. In the plot given to me, I clearly saw that I killed the old man. Of course I **** thought I was the murderer. I worked hard to pretend for three hours, and finally cast three good people out.”

   “I thought I won, but it turns out I’m not the **** murderer.”

   “After the old man was suffocated by me, he still held his breath. He was killed by the people behind him, and the fatal injury was not mine.”

   “What a fuck.”

   “I co-authored Lao Tzu’s hard work and acted for three hours, making people look like monkeys.”

   “It’s so stupid. I’ve never seen such a stupid map. Really, the loser is convinced. Unless I give me the correct answer at the beginning, it is absolutely impossible to pass the level.”

   “By the way, Brother Yi, have you cleared the level yet?”

   “I cleared the level.”

Chen Yi nodded, put the invitation into his arms and didn’t say anything else, but walked to the deck chair beside the rooftop and sat down: “But I passed the level by luck, and I didn’t know whether I was the murderer or not at first. As the final clues were advanced step by step, three candidates were barely locked in.”

   “But there are no more clues, so I can only choose one of these three people at random.”

   “If you get it right, you will pass the level.”

   “Jian Wuya, what about you?”

“I?”

  Jian Wuya shrugged, leaned on the table beside him and said casually: “I have cleared the level. I always thought that I was a good person. I reasoned hard for three hours and tried to explain the logic to everyone.”

   “Finally, the three suspected murderers were voted out.”

   “Then I found out that I was the murderer.”

   “The system reminded me that the murderer won because the murderer failed to vote three times.”

   “Something is wrong with the process, but the answer is right.”

   “This may be the difference between society and school.”

“WTF?”

  The tuberculosis rabbit glanced at Jian Wuya strangely: “What are you talking about, why did it suddenly involve school and society?”

   “Think about it, in school, if your process is wrong and the answer is correct, you will get zero points, and at most you will be given an emotional point.”

   “And in society.”

   “Your process is wrong and the answer is right, full marks.”

   “In the adult world, whoever looks at the process depends on your answer.”

  “.”

   Tutu glanced speechlessly at Jian Wuya, who suddenly fell into emotion, and ignored him, but turned his head to look at Chen Yi: “Brother Yi, I just saw the little elf, why did she come to you?”

   “Here.”

  Chen Yi casually took out the invitation card from his bosom and handed it to Kutu: “Tell me to invite me to be a guest for the Beginning of Autumn Festival in August, are you interested?”

   “Do you want to make an action that no one in the world can do?”

  The tuberculosis rabbit stared at the panel information of the invitation, frowned and thought: “This is not easy, the first and better solution is naturally yoga.”

  “Many yoga movements are beyond the reach of normal people.”

   “Such as stuffing the head into the crotch.”

   “But first of all, brother Yi, you don’t know how to do this movement, and brother Yi, you don’t have the skill of yoga. Secondly, although there are not many people who can do it, there are still a considerable number of people who can do this movement.”

   “This also means that you can’t get the best reward.”

   “The best reward is naturally to make an action that no one can do.”

   “It’s just that only you, Brother Yi, can do any action.”

  Consumptive Rabbit fell into deep thought in a moment of embarrassment.

“etc-“

   At this moment, Jian Wuya suddenly said thoughtfully: “I suddenly have a good idea. Our goal is to try to make a move that only Brother Yi in the world can do, right?”

   “In fact, some people can be screened out physiologically.”

   “For example, peeing with a hook.”

   “Don’t look at me with such eyes. Although I think the example is a bit rough, I mean you should be able to understand. We can screen out some people physiologically.”

“for example.”

  Jian Wuya’s eyes suddenly lit up: “Before the advent of the game, when I was looking through videos on the Internet, I saw a little brother give himself a hamstring, if”

  The voice did not fall.

“Snapped!”

   An abrupt slap directly on Jian Wuya’s head.

   Tutu withdrew his right arm expressionlessly, and then turned his head to look at Brother Yi: “I suddenly have a little inspiration, we can start with props.”

   “It’s just not sure whether the action in the rules is a freeze frame shot or a clip shot.”

  “If it’s a clip shot, then we can completely rely on props to do things that other players can’t do.”

“for example-“

   “Genocide!”

   “This thing, you let other players follow suit?”

   “He will definitely not be able to imitate it.”

   “Brother Yi, didn’t you make the only action in the world?”

   “But if it’s a freeze-frame shot, it’s a bit more difficult.”

   “Do you want to try suicide?”

   “Anyway, brother Yi, you came back from **** without any effort. There shouldn’t be many players willing to go to hell, right?”

   “Farewell.”

  Jian Wuya hesitated for a moment and then said: “What if they all go to hell? There are already many bad players spreading the idea of ​​immigrating to **** on the Internet.”

  ps: There is only this one today, gastroenteritis and diarrhea, three hours on the toilet, my face is pale.

   Woohoo.

   Today is considered a leave of absence, this month’s leave opportunities are used up.

  I’m so miserable, I can finally sit on the toilet and **** for an hour, these thousands of words are all suffocated by me holding py, woo woo.

  (end of this chapter)