Pastoral Daily Life - Chapter 173
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Noticing the body’s reaction, Fang Lei wanted to push Xiao Hui away in embarrassment.
Just as he moved, Xiao Hui instinctively wrapped around him, meowing coquettishly. Fang Lei felt more and more embarrassed that Xiao Hui was wrapped too tightly. He tried to tell himself in his mind that Xiao Hui was a cat, and he was not a pervert. He missed the way Xiao Hui used to be when he was a cat. He could carry Xiao Hui and put him aside with one hand. .
After a while, Xiao Hui has woken up. Before he realized that he had become a human again, he stuck out his tongue and licked Fang Lei’s neck like a cat.
meow~
Fang Lei’s body froze there, feeling that it was going to explode.
meow~
Xiao Hui shook her ears uncomfortably, and there was something uncomfortable under her soft stomach. He quickly got up and knelt on Fang Lei’s lap, looking curiously at the place where he had been poking him.
meow~
Xiao Hui reached out and grabbed it.
Fang Lei grabbed Xiao Hui’s hand. Faced with Xiao Hui’s angry expression, he said in a bit of embarrassment: “I’m going to take a shower.” Before Xiao Hui could move again, Fang Lei almost pushed Xiao Hui onto the bed, jumped out of bed and rushed into the bathroom as if he was fleeing. . He looked awkwardly at the high-spirited reaction of his body, turned on the cold water and rushed towards himself.
meow~
Xiao Hui angrily followed behind him. Fang Lei’s behavior of pushing away Xiao Hui just now greatly challenged Xiao Hui’s dignity as the head of the family. Fang Lei was thinking about something, but he didn’t notice Xiao Hui coming in. He didn’t react until Xiao Hui threw himself into his arms as usual. Xiao Hui was shocked by the cold water and meowed. Fang Lei quickly turned off the water, Xiao Hui shivered coldly, squeezed into Fang Lei’s arms, grabbed him and scratched angrily twice.
The two faced each other naked, Fang Lei tried his best not to think about Xiaohui’s current appearance, he adjusted the hot water and rushed towards Xiaohui. The warm water hit him, Xiao Hui cried out comfortably, his previous anger was swept away, he flicked his tail, and grabbed Fang Lei affectionately and rubbed it.
Fang Lei: “…”
Damn, he’s hard again. “Xiao Hui, I want to take a bath, you go out first.” Fang Lei said to Xiao Hui with difficulty.
meow~
Xiao Hui grabbed Fang Lei’s waist, raised his head and looked at Fang Lei in dissatisfaction, shaking his ears, he also wanted to take a bath. Fang Lei was a little helpless. When Xiao Hui was still a cat, he had no problem bathing Xiao Hui, but now that Xiao Hui has become a human, it would be inconvenient for him to bathe Xiao Hui again. The problem is that Xiao Hui doesn’t understand this at all. He stood proudly in front of Fang Lei like a cat, his eyes fell on Fang Lei’s usual body wash, and he pointed excitedly.
meow~
Fang Lei’s eyes swept over the body wash, and out of the corner of his eye noticed the cat shampoo on the side, and sincerely hoped that Xiaohui could change back to a cat. He hesitated so much, and Xiao Hui scratched him angrily. Fang Lei looked at Xiao Hui with a wry smile, trying to imagine him as a cat.
“Turn your head down.”
He squeezed the shampoo a few times to make bubbles and started washing Xiao Gray’s hair, carefully avoiding the gray cat ears and avoiding getting water in. Xiao Hui was very obedient with his eyes closed. After washing his head, he raised his face and waited for Fang Lei to wash his face.
Fang Lei: “…”
Xiao Hui is still an uncle even if he becomes a human.
Fang Lei is very good at bathing cats, this is the first time for people to bathe. After finally washing his face, he squeezed the shower gel onto the bath ball and wanted Xiao Hui to do it himself, but Xiao Hui would be very angry as soon as he showed some signs. Fang Lei felt that when he graduated from the police academy, he was almost found to be an undercover agent, and he was not as tormented as he is now. Facing Xiao Hui’s righteous face, Fang Lei repeated “Xiao Hui is a cat” a dozen times in his mind, so that he could barely finish the shower gel for Xiao Hui without distractions. As a result, Xiao Hui had new requirements.
meow~
Fang Lei: “…”
It is a cat’s habit to scratch while taking a bath, and Xiao Hui has even retained it when he becomes a human. He tried to reason with Xiao Hui, “You have no hair on your body now, how can you catch it?”
Fang Lei hurriedly grabbed his hand and said expressionlessly, “Scratching for you.”
Little Gray: Meow~(≧▽≦)/~
After spending a long hour, Fang Lei finally gave Xiao Hui a bath. He found a large bath towel and wrapped Xiao Hui in it, coaxing him: “You go out first, I want to take a bath.”
meow~
Lei waited for him to take a shower.
Fang Lei: “…”
Being watched by a human being is a completely different experience than being watched by a cat. No matter how thick his skin was, he couldn’t resist Xiao Hui’s gaze, so he hurriedly washed two handfuls of shower gel and tugged at the towel and wiped it. Fang Lei wiped clean water and put on his underwear. After thinking about it, he found another pair and handed it to Xiao Hui, “Xiao Hui wears mine first, and I’ll take you out to buy new ones tomorrow.”
Xiao Hui was a little unhappy with his tail flicking, but Fang Lei couldn’t watch Xiao Hui run around the house with nothing on. He patiently coaxed Xiao Hui, “You are not a cat but a human now, so you have to learn to dress and be obedient.”
meow~
Xiao Hui stretched out his legs reluctantly, Fang Lei bent over to put his underwear on Xiao Hui, but it got stuck in his tail. Although Xiao Hui wears Fang Lei’s underwear, it looks a little bigger, but fortunately, it is elastic and won’t fall off, but if you want to put a tail inside it, it will definitely not fit. Fang Lei looked at the place where he was stuck and thought about finding a pair of scissors.
Although Xiao Hui has become a human, his cat’s nature has not changed. When Xiao Hui was a wild cat, she was once held by naughty children and cut her tail with scissors, which had a deep shadow on the existence of scissors. Fang Lei regretted it in his heart, and hugged Xiao Hui for a long time. “It’s okay, it’s okay, just cut a hole in the clothes.”
Xiao Hui scratched Fang Lei angrily, Fang Lei reluctantly pampered him. Finally, I found a new pair of underwear and cut a hole in the back, and replaced the one on Xiao Hui. The newly found underwear is a black triangle, and Little Gray’s tail just sticks out of the small hole at the back. He pulled up his panties, and seemed to find it interesting, and jumped off the ground with a flick of his tail.
meow~
The refrigerator door was wide open, and Xiao Hui seemed to be a little afraid of the cold air inside. Fang Lei looked at the time and it was already night. He walked over and touched Xiao Hui’s ears, took out the dried small fish that had been frozen for a week in the refrigerator, and asked, “Xiao Hui is hungry? I will fry the dried small fish before, tonight I will fry it first. Soon.”
He walked to the kitchen and poured some oil into the pot, turned on the fire, and Xiao Hui approached again, Fang Lei stopped him, “Stay away, be careful.”
Xiao Hui hid behind Fang Lei, leaning his head and looking at the frying pan in front of him. Fang Lei’s body froze, and he tried to relax. The dried small fish was heated very quickly in the pot, and Xiao Hui couldn’t use chopsticks, so he held the dried small fish with both hands and meowed. Fang Lei looked funny, he tore the dried fish into small strips for him, and then found a tissue to wipe Xiao Hui’s hands, and patiently fed Xiao Hui.
meow~
The full Xiao Hui slumped lazily on the chair like a cat, barking at Fang Lei with a puffed belly. This was his habit when he was a cat. When he was full, he liked Fang Lei to rub his stomach.
Fang Lei: “…”
Meow~
Xiao Hui urged him, Fang Lei felt helpless and put his hand on Xiao Hui’s stomach. Xiao Hui stretched out his tongue and licked Fang Lei with satisfaction, ignoring Fang Lei’s sudden stiff expression and leaning against his arms coquettishly, this was an action Xiao Hui expressed his liking.
meow~
Fang Lei paused and chuckled, “I see, Xiao Hui is the master of the family.”
meow~
Fang Lei was helpless and assured: “There is only one Xiao Hui, and there will be no one else in this family.”
If Fang Lei went on a blind date at noon and thought that if the girl was suitable, he could be in a place, he is indeed old, and he should also consider the issue of starting a family. Well, since knowing that Xiao Hui has become a human, Fang Lei has given up the idea. It would be fine if Xiao Hui completely turned into a human being, but Xiao Hui still kept cat ears and cat tail, and he was not sure when he would turn back into a cat, so he could not rest assured that there was one more stranger in his life.
Although people live in harmony with animals now, and almost every household has pets, he has never heard of anyone whose pets can become human. Just as Lu Lingxi didn’t want Da Hei to be studied, he didn’t want Xiao Hui to be discovered for so-called scientific research.
Fang Lei touched Xiaohui’s ear, “For you, I might be a bachelor for the rest of my life.”
Xiao Hui doesn’t understand what a bachelor is, but he understands that Fang Lei said that there will be no one else in the family. This means that Uncle Gray’s site will not be occupied by other people, and Fang Lei is also his own. He meowed happily, hugged Fang Lei enthusiastically and started licking again.
Fang Lei: “…”