Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 280
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The latest website: “According to the Bureau of Conspiracy, this crazy octopus is less than two kilometers away from Nancheng!”
“At present, the maximum height of the tsunami caused by Brother Octopus exceeds 200 meters!”
“If you are logged in by Brother Octopus, then the entire city of Nancheng will be destroyed!”
The picture in the news is extremely flickering.
But in this shaking picture, you can see Brother Octopus’s huge five-storey body is constantly crawling forward in the sea.
Its lunar cratered head is full of mouths, each with thick, disgusting octopus tentacles.
“We need a hero!”
“No! No more miracles!”
“Wait! Look! Who is that!”
“My God! Could it be…”
“It’s an ocean pigeon!”
“It’s him! Here he is!”
Beside the coast of Nancheng, desperate people pointed at the figure in the sky, and their faces were full of hope again!
“Don’t be afraid, everyone, I am here.”
Wearing a black mask, wearing a blue uniform, with a dove of peace tattooed on his chest, Lin Muge, who was hunting with a red cloak behind him, smiled evilly, looking at the super big octopus in front of him and said confidently.
“I…”
“Stop, stop, stop!”
Lin Muge in front of the TV quickly grabbed the remote control and pressed the pause button.
“Senior! What are you doing when it’s exciting! The ocean pigeon is too handsome!”
“Don’t, don’t! Don’t say that name, I can’t stand it…”
Lin Muge was so embarrassed that he rubbed Brother Xizi frantically.
What was playing on the TV was “Ocean Pigeon 1: Battle with Brother Octopus” starring him and Brother Octopus.
Now it’s time for the final battle.
But Lin Muge felt that he really couldn’t stand it anymore…
“From a professional point of view, I think it’s not bad. When the “Ocean Voyage 0: Origin”, “Ocean Voyager 2: Hero’s Expedition” and “Ocean Voyager 3: Heroes No Return” are released, they will be able to open a new one. The Cinematic Universe of the Ocean Pigeon.”
Ji Fanbu said while holding his head.
“Hey, hey, Lin Muge, you’re embarrassed, don’t pull my hair!”
The Pleasant Goat doll broke free from his embrace, and then slipped into Ye Xinglan’s embrace.
“It’s embarrassing, really…”
Just as Lin Muge was about to grab Qianshou who was beside him, Qianshou presented him with little flying spiders.
“This uniform…especially this voice…”
“Gosh…”
He frantically took two deep breaths.
“Let’s not talk about this uniform, can this hoarse voice, which is pretending to be deep but like throat cancer, really attract the audience? I think it’s better to use my original voice without dubbing.”
“And Brother Octopus is coming, why not only don’t everyone run away, but also focus on the most dangerous pier!”
“And ahead…”
“Oops, senior! I think it’s very good-looking, the ocean pigeon is very handsome, hum!”
Yu Xinning grabbed the remote control from his hand.
Everyone continued to look at the TV.
“I, Ocean Pigeon, will protect everyone’s safety!”
In the movie, Ocean Pigeon looked at those desperate people with eyes full of justice.
“You! Get out of the land! Go back to your bottom! The land is guarded by me!”
He raised his finger and pointed at the octopus brother in front of him and said grandly.
But only the roar of Brother Octopus responded to him.
“Not good! Brother Octopus is going to use the seafood spree!”
The next kid said in horror.
And Brother Octopus also sprayed all kinds of unlucky seafood from his mouths, big and small.
“Ah! I’m going to be shot!”
Seeing so much seafood shot over, a petite and cute **** the pier not only did not hide, but also closed it.
“Oh, don’t be afraid, I’m here.”
But just before the seafood was about to hit her 0.000001 seconds, the ocean pigeon blocked her with its body.
He raised his eyebrows at her and blinked.
“vomit!”
Such an old-fashioned superhero movie plot made Lin Muge on the sofa twitch all over…
But Ling Ning on the side was full of nympho.
The two of them don’t seem to be in the same movie…
“Sorry, this beautiful lady, I’m going to save the world.”
Ocean Swimming Pigeon said deeply, then jumped up and rushed towards Brother Octopus who was about to approach the coast.
“Brother Octopus, I gave you one chance after another, but you couldn’t take it!”
“Now, let me take you home!”
The Ocean Pigeon first laughed up to the sky like a sudden illness, and then raised his hand in a superhuman posture and rushed towards Brother Octopus.
But in the cheers of many people below, his punch that should have directly smashed Brother Octopus into a small octopus ball did not cause any damage to Brother Octopus.
“how can that be?!”
“Hahahaha, ocean pigeon, have you forgotten that my octopus ink can make you lose your power?”
“Octopus ink? When…could it be…”
The Great Ocean Pigeon suddenly looked at the girl he had just rescued.
“Haha, she has already been bought by me with 30 catties of spicy crayfish, and it’s too late for you to find out now!”
“And this isn’t ordinary octopus ink, it’s… octopus ink plus! It’ll turn you to petrified!”
Brother Octopus let out that kind of villain laugh hahahahaha.
“go to hell!”
It raised its paws and slapped the ocean pigeon fiercely.
“Bang!”
The body of the ocean pigeon smashed to the ground.
“Go die die die!”
Immediately afterwards, a burst of salted fish hit him.
“Damn…it’s really going to be petrified…”
The body of the ocean pigeon became stiffer and stiffer.
“No… I want to protect everyone!”
he shouted.
But to no avail.
“It’s you who should sink to the bottom of the sea! It’s you! Ocean pigeons!” Gu Shi
Brother Octopus stuck the petrified body of the ocean pigeon with his tentacles and threw it into the sea.
Then came the standard villain laugh again.
“Do not!”
“Ocean Pigeon!”
“I do not believe!”
“Ocean pigeons don’t die!”
On the TV, everyone watched the ocean pigeon petrify and then be thrown to the bottom of the sea.
The children were all shedding tears of sadness.
In Villa No. 11, where Ocean Pigeon lived, Yu Xinning and Brother Xizi cried when they looked at his photo.
Xiao Shiyi also burst into tears.
Director Tibetan Fox also burst into tears.
“Wait! What is this?!”
Brother Octopus, who was about to invade the land, shouted in surprise.
It turned out to be countless light spots flying from nowhere.
These sudden light spots are constantly flying towards the ocean pigeons that have sunk into the sea.
“This…this is…this is everyone’s strength…”
The fully petrified Ocean Pigeon slowly opened its eyes.
He is sinking.
He is sinking.
He has no power now.
But he felt the light.
“This is the light everyone gave me…”
“Kids! Quickly lend me your strength!”
The ocean pigeon shouted in his heart.
And everyone in the world seemed to have heard the call in his heart and raised their hands together.
“Senior woo woo! Quickly give your power to the ocean pigeon!”
Ning Ning not only raised her hand, but also pulled up Lin Muge’s hand.
And in the movie, all the thousands of hands in the world raised their hands.
The mermen at Mermaid Wharf sang epic songs.
The little zombies in the small zombie market also stuck their heads out.
In the mermaid’s nest, the little Pa made a statue of Lin Shepherd’s fish bone, which lit up.
In the Qingqing Grassland of the Undead Realm, the moving statue also lit up.
In the abandoned park in Nancheng, the strange creatures raised their heads.
Everyone is contributing their own strength to the ocean pigeon!
A little bit of light gathered in the petrified body of the ocean pigeon.
With the sound of the theme song, the ocean pigeon… he rushed out of the sea with a swish!
“You… how is that possible! The octopus ink plus that hit me is stronger than before!”
“Because… I have everyone behind me!”
The Ocean Pigeon smiled evilly, and then punched Brother Octopus with a punch.
“…it is finally over…”
After the movie, Lin Muge breathed a sigh of relief.
Watching a movie… really kills him…
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo handsome!”
Li Ning wiped her tears and said.
“One thing to say, is this movie really not plagiarizing Ultraman Tiga in the end?”
Lin Muge asked while rubbing her eyebrows.
“The only fly in the ointment of this movie is that I will never cry after Lin Muge’s death.”
Brother Xizi said while holding the sheep’s hoof and cocking Erlang’s legs.
“Overall is good.”
Ji Fanbu commented on a wave.
“Easter eggs are here! Easter eggs are here!”
Lemony said in surprise.
There is a small Easter egg at the end of the movie.
The easter egg is watching the ocean pigeon returning triumphantly, and the big spray mushroom showed a gloomy smile.
“So the villain of the next movie is Big Punch! I should have guessed it! Big Punch is hiding beside Ocean Pigeon for his evil plan!”
Lemony said excitedly.
“Everyone who is sitting in this bad movie and the next one is responsible…”
Lin Muge said very tired.
“Okay, stop watching, it’s over!”
He looked up into the air and waved his hand.
…
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“Uuuu-senpai…Is it really over…”
Ning Ning holds the book “Weird Recovery: Do You Call It Serious Science?” ! ‘ asked sadly.
“Yeah, the book is over.”
Lin Muge stretched and said.
This book is a popular science with him as the protagonist. Not only is it not as boring as a normal popular science book, but it is full of interesting knowledge.
He really felt pretty good.
“This author, Fibonacci Mang, looks like an old fan of mine, and must send him some dolls.”
Lin Muge opened the last page of the book, and for some reason, she also felt inexplicable melancholy in her heart.
“Senior, I think it’s very warm to end with everyone watching the movie together. UU reading www.uukanshu.com”
“Well, I feel very warm too.”
He stood up and looked at everyone in the yard with a happy smile on his face.
“The book is over, but our lives go on, which is nice.”
“Yeah, it’s a good life with everyone.”
Ning Ning leaned beside him with a bit of melancholy on her face.
“I think everyone should be very envious of our lives…”
She raised her head and looked at Lin Muge.
“Maybe.”
“Our ordinary day-to-day life, isn’t it a continuous miracle?”
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