Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? - Chapter 98

  Chapter 98 Hema Epic

   “Ride on my beloved scooter,”

   “It never gets stuck in traffic,”

   “Ride my beloved little motorcycle…”

  Boom!

  Duanzi’s magical nursery rhyme was only halfway through when there was a bang.

  The motorcycle driven by the old horse was impartial, and it was crashing into a tree, and the blood volume of the vehicle dropped a lot in an instant.

  The dumpling that was almost thrown out also looked at the master with resentment, and sang the last line helplessly:

   “Our car is about to explode~”

  The barrage burst into laughter—

  ‘Dumplings are so interesting’

  ‘This little thing is quite funny, don’t feed me to death, old horse’

  ‘Seize bamboo shoots hahahaha’

  ’Vehicle Killer Mr. Ma’

  '”This handbrake doesn’t work well”‘

  ‘The Enemy of Life’

  ’It feels like Mr. Ma has made vehicles eliminated more times than people have been beaten to death’

   ‘You can beat me, but you can never kill me’

  ‘The main thing is to prevent the opponent from taking KD’

  ‘It feels like this car is going to die again…’

  ‘…’

good!

   After some mobile shooting!

  Amid the incompetent rage of the two ‘wild kings’, the master and apprentice successfully took the small room area as their own.

   After a search, the two of them were also equipped with first to second level armor and helmets.

  In his hand is a combination of a rifle and a sprayer, which can be used to attack from a distance and defend from a distance.

  As for the accessories, it is a simple grip and double mirror.

   I have to say that the addition of firearm modification settings is really eye-catching.

  Because it not only changes the shape of the weapon, but also gives the game the concept of “weapon upgrade”.

  The moderate improvement in operability not only gives players a better experience, but also another development of FPS games.

   Even many game project teams that are currently developing, after seeing this innovation, held a meeting overnight to discuss adding this modification system to their own games.

“Um-“

  Through the investigation of the quadruple mirror, Lao Ma confirmed that there is no enemy situation around the small hill.

  At this moment, City P was not far in front of them, and gunshots were faintly heard in the city.

   “Duanzi.”

“Why!”

  Hearing the old horse calling himself, Tuanzi ran over:

   “What’s wrong, Master?”

   “Now, I will teach you how to be a master—”

  The old horse said.

  As soon as I heard that the master is going to teach me real skills!

   Tuanzi couldn’t help but his eyes lit up: “Okay, okay, tell me, master, I recorded the screen.”

   Hearing the old horse clear his throat:

   “Look, in the current situation, we want to block people from P city, so how should we set up guns?”

“we should…”

  Duanzi thought for a while:

   “Get down! Crawl in the grass so the enemy can’t see us!”

   As he said that, Tuanzi lay down directly, raised his rifle and aimed at P City, looking serious.

  However, the old horse shook his head: “Hey, look, this is the difference between you and a master.”

   “When you play a lot, you will find, hey, the master will never lie on his stomach, he usually just moves around here,”

   While talking, the old horse also picked up the gun, walked back and forth on the hill, and swayed from side to side from time to time. He looked like an ADHD, and he looked like a master:

   “Because if you lie on your stomach and let the sniper rifle see you, you will definitely die, and you will explode with one shot…”

   Not finished yet!

  The old horse felt as if he had stepped on something and was stumbled.

  Looking down, he was meeting a pair of surprised eyes.

  Yes, when he was giving a lecture with great interest, in fact, there was already a person lying on the ground, and the old horse never saw it.

   It so happens that this player may be too focused on fighting P City, and his ears are not very good, so he didn’t hear the noisy footsteps behind him at all.

  The old horse stepped on him before the two of them could react.

  At this moment, the awkward atmosphere of black humor reached its peak.

   After half a second of silence, the old horse lowered his gun.

   da da da da da—

  The unlucky egg lying on the ground turned into a box.

   And the old horse was silent for a long time before shrugging at Tuanzi: “Look, that’s what happens when you lie on your stomach…”

“ah-“

  Duanzi was dumbfounded, as if he had learned something, but he didn’t seem to have learned anything.

  Because it seems that the reason why the master can complete the teaching so perfectly is because he is blind.

   And the poor guy on the ground turned into a box because he was deaf.

   Clairvoyance meets Shunfenger.

   This probability should still be very low.

  However, out of respect for the master, Tuanzi still nodded and made a dazed look:

   “So it’s like this—Master is amazing!”

  The barrage has collapsed:

  ‘Why do you say you always cooperate with him’

  ‘One dares to teach and the other dares to learn’

  ‘You just say that the teaching is successful or not? ‘

‘indeed’

   ‘I can’t argue against…’

  ‘…’

  Seeing that the apprentice understood quickly, the old horse also waved his hand: “Go and lick the bag, and see what good equipment he has.”

“OK!”

   Duanzi likes to lick buns the most.

  The feeling of harvest made her feel extremely satisfied.

  Although she also knows that with her level of strength, even if she switches to a third-level armor and a third-level head, she may not be able to beat a single-armed, single-headed master in the front.

  However, the feeling of being fully armed makes people feel rich and at ease.

   Taking steps, Tuanzi joyfully came to the Shunfeng ear box.

  Open the box, and the UI appeared in front of her.

   Whoo—

   Looking at it, this person is really rich.

  Second-level bag, third-level armor, second-level head, drink bandage medical kit, smoke grenade flashbang, and a fully equipped M416.

   In addition to this, there is another special object—

   “Yeah? What the heck!”

  Hearing Tuanzi’s surprised voice, Teacher Ma looked back.

   I saw that Xiaotuanzi was holding an army green sniper rifle in his hand.

  The barrage instantly exclaimed—

  ’I rely on it! Heavy attack! ‘

  ‘Isn’t this AWP? ‘

  ’No, this is AWM, military, larger in size and power than AWP’

  ‘This is an airdrop gun! I boil! This Shunfeng ear is so fat! ‘

  ‘This is the first time I saw an air-drop gun in Mr. Ma’s live broadcast room’

  ‘Mr. Ma’s live broadcast room doesn’t even mention the airdrop gun, he didn’t even see the airdrop box’

  ’This big sniper is amazing, Eggplant and the others fought hard to **** one, and the first shot at the third level takes seconds’

  ‘So fierce? ! ‘

  ’I rely on Mr. Ma, isn’t it just someone who stops people from P city? ‘

  ‘…’

   Teacher Ma has never seen this kind of thing before. After all, his previous single game time has never exceeded ten minutes.

   I have never seen what an airdrop gun looks like.

   Fortunately, the barrage friends are well-informed.

   As a result, the old horse is also learning and selling: “This is a good thing. This is an air-drop gun. It is estimated that this little boss picked it up before. He should be using this gun just now.”

“oh-“

  Hearing the introduction from the master, the admiration of Tuanzi is even more:

   “The master will give it to you, this is powerful, you can use it!”

  The filial piety of the apprentice made the old horse very useful, but he waved his hand: “You use it first, just use the trick I taught you just now.”

“OK!”

  Hearing the master’s order, Tuanzi nodded solemnly.

   Then, he picked up the AWM and put it on his shoulder, closed one eye, and used the sight to detect the movement of P City.

  He walked in small steps, twisting his body from left to right, peeking back and forth, with a very strong sense of rhythm:

   “Ah beep, beep, hey!”

   “Doo Doo, Doo Doo, Oh!”

   “I’ll set up a big sniper to watch you, no one in P City will try to run away,”

   “My master, the prairie poisonous snake, turned you into stupid geese,”

   “Su Hey Su Hey Su Hey—”

  Lao Ma was watching and laughing from behind. He really didn’t understand why the popularity of the live broadcast room was so bleak for such a capable dumpling.

   But fortunately, this time, with her own drainage, it is estimated that her live broadcast career will be much easier in the future.

   It can be regarded as a rose for others.

  Lao Ma couldn’t help laughing, and the water friends were also amused by the lively and active dumplings.

  In today’s live broadcasting world, it is rare to see such a wide-minded anchor as a neurotic patient.

   All of a sudden, the bullet screen was neatly filled with the “dancing” emoji, and the atmosphere was full of joy.

However!

   Just at this happy occasion!

Snapped!

suddenly!

  A gunshot from P City interrupted the dance of the crowd.

   Almost without warning.

  In the blink of an eye!

  The dumpling, which was still alive and kicking just now, crawled on the ground in an instant.

“yeah?!”

   “What is this again?!”

   Tuanzi was shocked.

   But before she finished speaking!

Snapped!

   Another shot!

  The dumpling that fell to the ground instantly turned into a small box.

  Lao Ma’s pupils shrank suddenly!

  Someone stood on the roof of the outer edge of the building and shot coldly!

  The next second, there was a sound of swish, and the old horse fell down in the grass with lightning speed!

  His reaction was so fast that he couldn’t help making the bullet screen full of question marks!

  ‘Why did you get down? ‘

  ‘[A master will never lie down]’

  ‘Good boy, the cat teaches the tiger, right? Do you still have a hand? ‘

  ‘The wilt is bad, old horse! You teach people to jump left and right to be a live target, and you lie down to hide yourself, right? ‘

  ’Tuanzi: I really believe in you, Dixie’

  ‘When the old horse is lying down, the teaching is sublimated to its peak’

  ‘Live Immortal, are you kidding me? ‘

  ’He knows the effect of the show too much’

  ‘Hahahahaha’

  ‘…’

Snapped! Whizzing! Snapped! puff!

  As gunshots sounded in the distance one after another, stray bullets kept falling around the old horse, setting off pieces of weed soil!

   And Tuanzi also reacted at this moment, exclaiming in the team’s voice in the form of a box:

   “It’s a sniper rifle! There are also sniper rifles on the opposite side! Master! Take my big sniper away!”

  As Tuanzi exclaimed, Lao Ma crawled to her box!

   Said in a deep voice: “Don’t panic, apprentice, let’s see what the master will do next.”

   “Yeah!” Tuanzi believed in Lao Ma very much: “Master, come on! I’ll see you from the first perspective!”

  In the game, dead players can watch teammates from the first perspective.

  So, with a learning attitude, Tuanzi shifted his perspective to the old horse.

   I heard Lao Ma say: “On the battlefield, the more critical the moment, the more calm you must be.”

   “You can’t say that once the opponent shoots, you will panic. Panicking is useless. You know, you must learn to think calmly!”

   “Oh—” Tuanzi was taught: “Then what should we think about now?”

   “Think in another’s shoes,”

  Lao Ma taught:

   “What do you think, if you were the other party, what do you want me to do now?”

“Um-“

   After pondering for a moment, Tuanzi replied:

   “I hope you don’t move, so I can aim and kill smoothly.”

   “Hey! Correct answer! Great progress!”

  Ms. Ma praised it very much:

   “So, what are we going to do next? By the way, we have to do the opposite!”

   While speaking, the old horse also crawled to the dumpling box, took the shared AWM out of the box, and pulled the bolt!

   Click!

   “I am optimistic about my apprentice, and I am optimistic about the next operation of my teacher!”

   Talking!

   I saw Teacher Ma roll over on the spot!

   While avoiding the opponent’s shooting, Maoyao got up from the ground.

   With a stride, he rode directly on the smoking crocodile!

   Immediately after twisting the accelerator, the scorpion rushed down the hillside with billowing smoke!

  The barrage was in an uproar!

  ’I rely on it! I understand! Teacher Ma is using offense instead of defense! Take the initiative to attack and disrupt the opponent’s rhythm! ‘

  ‘That man is on the roof, Teacher Ma is going to face him directly! ‘

  ’Damn, damn, these flicks are a bit handsome’

  ‘The shots on the opposite side were all empty, and it seemed to be panicked! ‘

  ’I rely on it! Teacher Ma’s operation is so exciting! ‘

  ‘This wave of reverse thinking has that flavor’

  ‘Gold medal lecturer! ‘

  ‘…’

  As the audience amazed one after another!

  The smoker has also rushed down the hill crookedly, heading straight for the low wall outside the housing area!

  The old horse was completely in a state of winning, and after twisting the opponent’s bullets again, he was full of complacency:

   “Hey—little boss—what am I doing to you?”

   “I didn’t get a shot, so I asked you if you panicked?”

   Talking!

   Just listen to the voice of the team, Mr. Ma is majestic and heroic, shouting loudly!

   “I’m optimistic about disciple!”

   “Next, it’s time to show the instant spy!”

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   Bang!

  The smoking car went straight up to the low fence, and the flames on the front of the car instantly ignited.

   Immediately afterwards, there was a loud explosion—

  Boom! !

  A small mushroom cloud rose above the sky, rolling towards the sky.

   And in the mushroom cloud, a figure flew out, drew an arc in the air, and fell to the ground dead with a snap.

  【You detonated the vehicle and killed yourself】

‘Wow-‘

  Long time!

  A barrage slowly drifted through the barrage:

  ‘Did you offend Cybertron in your previous life? ‘

  The next second, the live broadcast burst out laughing!

  ‘Unexpected death methods have increased again! ‘

  ‘Hahahahahahaha, I can’t even act if you ask me to act! ‘

  ‘Don’t feed it, Mr. Ma, don’t feed it, I can’t eat anymore…’

  '”Shutterstock”‘

  ’If it wasn’t for the somatosensory cabin platform not being hung, I would have to fix it for Teacher Ma’

  ’Hanging can’t stop him from being killed by the vehicle’

   ‘Too outrageous’

  ‘Gold Medal Chef’

  ‘It’s so spectacular to come down this night, there are all kinds of ways to die’

  ’I would like to call it – “The Hema Epic”‘

  ‘…’

   This night!

  Laoma and Tuanzi formed a team and fought until two o’clock in the morning!

   After the two parties said good night to each other and started broadcasting, Tuanzi also got out of the somatosensory cabin and stretched a lot!

   Then, come to the computer:

   “Ouch—I’m so tired, let’s see how today’s live broadcast data is—”

   Next second.

   With a scream, it exploded in Tuanzi’s boudoir!

   “Wo-de-“

“hair?!!”

  (end of this chapter)