Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 245

  Chapter 245 How can you eat melon without snacks?

   “There are 50 million in the card. Whoever is more skilled and can drive away the unclean things on the little girl will be the one with the money.”

   “There is no priority in exorcism, the old man only looks at the result.”

   “As for why the little girl was possessed by an evil spirit, we have to start from the middle of last month.”

  “Not long ago, the little girl missed her deceased mother, so she went to the cemetery alone to worship and sweep the grave.”

   “Shortly after returning home, the whole person became crazy, and his body was cold and hot for a while.”

   “The old man thought she had caught a cold while sweeping the tomb, so he sent the little girl to the hospital for treatment.”

   “After examination, the doctor said that everything is normal for the little girl, but the situation has not improved.”

   “Later, the old man invited the group’s feng shui consultant to help check the situation.”

   “According to the consultant, there is an evil spirit hidden in the little girl’s body.”

   “This evil ghost is very fierce, and he is only good at Feng Shui, not good at catching ghosts. I suggest that the old man hire another expert.”

   “Therefore, the old man ordered the housekeeper to find an expert and send invitations to everyone.”

   “Everyone is a well-known master of spells in Hangzhou and its surrounding areas.”

   “Please do your best to help the little girl out of danger.”

   “This old man is here, thank you again.”

   After finishing speaking, Qiao Baishun bowed deeply to everyone.

   Everyone said that they were polite, and they would definitely help Joanna get back to normal.

  At this time, a person asked: “The cemeteries in the city are all selected in geomantic treasures, and there are very few ghosts and ghosts in them.”

   “Even if there are, they are all solitary ghosts with no morals, and it is difficult to attach to the human body.”

  As soon as these words came out, everyone nodded.

  The rich and powerful family of the Qiao family, Qiao Baishun’s ex-wife must be buried in the top cemetery.

  The higher the top cemetery, the higher the requirements for Feng Shui.

  Joanna went to the cemetery to visit her mother’s grave, and when she came back, she was possessed by an evil spirit, which proved that she encountered something unclean in the cemetery.

   Fengshui treasure land, how can there be dirty things?

“well.”

  Qiao Baishun let out a long sigh.

   “Everyone doesn’t know, the day my little girl visited the grave was the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, the day when the gates of **** were opened.”

   “When he left the cemetery, it was already late at night.”

  Everyone suddenly realized.

   If so, it makes sense.

   After explaining why Joanna was bewitched, Qiao Baishun winked at the housekeeper again.

  The butler walked into the small door.

   After coming out, there were several servants behind the butler, as well as a young beauty sitting in a wheelchair.

  The beauty is in her twenties this year, and she was born with a beautiful face.

  Perhaps because of bewitching, the skin looks abnormally pale.

   His eyes were dull and his body was stiff.

  Even so, it doesn’t change her beauty at all.

   And there is a kind of frailty of a sickly beauty.

  Many men are attracted by Joanna’s beauty.

  Zhou Kexin is no exception.

   After watching for dozens of seconds, Zhou Kexin said to herself: “Miss Qiao is several times more beautiful than the photo, and Master Qiao is really in good shape.”

   “In his fifties, he can still give birth to children, and he is so beautiful.”

   “Aged and strong, full of energy.”

   The corner of Chen Yu’s mouth twitched, and he almost laughed out loud.

  Zhou Kexin not only has a black belly occasionally, but also has a poisonous tongue.

  While praising Joanna’s beauty, she did not forget to ridicule Qiao Baishun.

   Qiao Baishun is seventy-two, and Joanna is in her early twenties.

  Equivalent to a daughter born in her fifties.

  Zhou Kexin changed the subject and said abruptly, “Doctor Chen, is Joanna Qiao Baishun’s own daughter?”

   “Qiao Baishun’s old face looks like dead tree bark, and his height is only about 1.6 meters.”

   “Joanna is fair and beautiful, and has a pair of long legs. Are you sure she is his biological daughter?”

   “Cough cough cough…”

  Chen Yu almost choked on his own saliva.

  If Qiao Baishun heard this, Zhou Kexin would never be able to bear it.

   Fortunately, Zhou Kexin also knows how to measure, and her voice is not loud.

   “Don’t worry, Mr. Qiao. The evil spirit attached to Miss Qiao is a ghost from the underworld who has practiced for decades. The poor have already seen through it.”

   “Master Qiao wait a moment, Pindao used the Heavenly Master to rectify the law, and beat this evil ghost to death.”

  The fat Taoist stepped out from the crowd, and drew out the mahogany sword on his back.

   Flicked two sword flowers decently.

  Qiao Baishun smiled and said, “Thank you, the Taoist priest.”

  Seeing that someone got there first, the others were extremely upset.

  Curse the fat Taoist priest to be eaten by evil spirits.

   “Miss Qiao’s body is not an evil spirit, but an evil spirit. Disciple disciples are best at dealing with evil spirits. Let me do it.”

  Brother Sunglasses walked out of the crowd not to be outdone.

   Immediately afterwards, another person came out.

  Professing to be a magician, you can invite the gods and Buddhas to do it.

  In front of gods and Buddhas, no matter what kind of evil things, you must stay away.

   After a while, several people recommended themselves.

   Several people quarreled together, and the art of human language was fully demonstrated by them.

   “You’re just a street seller of strength pills, what kind of **** beats a warlock!”

   “I don’t know who. Not long ago, I sold fake medicines and was chased like a rabbit by the relevant departments.”

   “Learn a few Northeast dialects, and you will call yourself a disciple of the horse. First change your Guangpu, and then come out to brag.”

   “I put on Taoist robes, how can I be Zhang Tianshi!”

   Behind the crowd, Zhou Kexin had lost her eyesight to look any further.

  Turn around and open the small backpack.

  Take out a bottle of happy water and a pack of boneless chicken feet.

  Chen Yu watched with relish, with a smile on his face from time to time.

   “Doctor Chen, would you like some beer?”

  Chen Yu turned his head and glanced at Zhou Kexin’s backpack.

  Good guy, this is not a backpack, it’s just a small grocery store.

   Everything you can eat and drink.

  Beer, peanuts, potato chips, spicy strips, yogurt, and two sealed durian meat.

  Chen Yu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “Why did you bring so many snacks? Those who didn’t know thought you were going on a spring outing.”

   Zhou Kexin said in a reasonable tone: “How can you eat melon without snacks?”

   “Doctor Chen, do you want beer? If not, I’ll put the bag on.”

   “Take it here.”

  In addition to beer, Chen Yu took out a pack of garlic peanut butter from inside.

  Give the things to Zhou Kexin to hold, and Chen Yu walked beside and moved two chairs.

   Afterwards, the two sat down and continued to eat melons.

  One drank happy water and gnawed boneless chicken feet.

  Another sip of beer, a peanut.

  The quarrel ahead continues.

  Qiao Baishun’s face turned dark.

   “Housekeeper, is this the expert you invited?”

  Qiao Baishun called the housekeeper by his side, and reprimanded in a low voice: “Look for yourself, what are they all!”

   “It’s completely the practice of a local ruffian.”

   “Master, please calm down. As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there will be immortals. Although these people have not very good personalities, they are all capable people.”

  The butler comforted Qiao Baishun, the more capable he became, the more eccentric his temper became.

   Now that I need help from these people, I’d better bear with it.

  For the sake of his daughter, Qiao Baishun could only suppress his anger.

   I hope that among the hundreds of people who come here, there will be a few with real skills.

  It can drive away the dirty things on your daughter.

  (end of this chapter)