The Lord God Depends on Me - Chapter 242
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Today’s school celebration, the campus is very lively.
As the monitor, Liu Xinyue led the rest of the group to watch the class.
Xia Qingshuang hugged a doll: “Tsk tsk, the little bit of resentment in the eyes of classmate Sun just now is true to me.”
After Zhou Wan led the women’s clothing, I saw the pitiful Sun Tianzheng on a date. At this time, it must be very interesting.
Ah~
I really want to see it.
Liu Xinyue put down her glasses: “There are so many people in the morning, and the excitement hasn’t passed. It’s estimated that it will take a long time to line up. Moreover, the masters are often the last ones, and I don’t know what games other classes have arranged.”
boom!
Ren Xiaofeng brought a box of drinks over: “Oh, this, I know, I have seen almost all of the things that I can see in the New Year. Hey, the second class can really pay for it. They actually made some virtual reality. game.”
“I heard that as long as you hold the remote control, you can play tennis with the people on the screen. I almost moved my heart.”
Xia Qingshuang took out a bottle of drink, and took a few sips: “Huh? Perverted man, why is it almost?”
“There are too many people, oh, good fellow, the line is full of the corridor.”
Seeing the visitor, Ren Xiaofeng hurriedly stepped forward: “Hey, don’t be lazy, the visitor is here, hurry up and prepare.”
When the visitor saw that there was no one in Class 4, he walked in boldly.
It’s not that everyone doesn’t want to play this, but the dolls in this house always feel that they are played by little girls, and the girls won’t be the first to play games now.
Ren Xiaofeng felt that this was hypocritical, and the boys had to try the water first.
However, this is not a big problem.
The man walked into the classroom and asked, “How to play this?”
Ren Xiaofeng greeted her with a smile: “Oh, this, it’s simple, has Angry Birds played? Haven’t played? I’ve heard of it.”
“Look, the slingshot has been fixed. These round bird dolls are ‘bullets’. You shoot them to the opposite side, and the dolls correspond to the corresponding exchange paper…”
The game is very simple, the boy understands it right away, isn’t it just playing a large slingshot to shoot a target.
So, he calmly supported the half-human slingshot with his left hand, and grabbed the head-sized bird doll with one hand with his right hand.
Aim, launch.
Ren Xiaofeng couldn’t help giving back the sound effects of “Shoo~” and “Boom!”
Oh!
very good!
That little bird doll is perfect… it didn’t even touch the shelf, well, it’s still a meter or two away.
The boy:…….
The crowd who watched suddenly clamored.
“Puff ha ha ha ha, with dubbing.”
“Hey, are you stupid, you can’t even aim.”
“It’s too big, with one hand. Didn’t you see that the slingshot was originally fixed?”
“…”
The boy’s face flushed suddenly, and he looked at Ren Xiaofeng: “Do it again!”
Ren Xiaofeng slowly dragged a huge cardboard box from the side: “Three times per person.”
The man took out another bird doll from the cardboard box: “Huh? Why is it different from the previous one?”
After speaking, he put it on the slingshot rope and pulled it hard with both hands.
! ! !
Damn it!
The slingshot was pulled out more than a meter in length.
And when he was aiming, Ren Xiaofeng said naturally: “This is difficult. After all, we even give out dolls.”
As soon as the voice fell, the boy shook his hand immediately, and the bird doll flew over the top of the shelf perfectly.
“What what? Can the doll be given away?”
“Brothers! Here are dolls!”
“…”
The corridor was boiling instantly, and there was a long line in the blink of an eye.
Ren Xiaofeng: “Don’t squeeze, don’t squeeze, come one by one.”
until……
“Fuck! A profiteer! What a special doll, Bang doll, actually bounced off!”
“Don’t stop me, I think I almost succeeded!”
“Do it again! Do it again!”
“…”
Ren Xiaofeng happily picked up the bird dolls all over the floor.
Huh? By the way, Grandpa Zhou?
I don’t know what happened to the monkey’s date.
Then he discovered something was wrong.
Damn it!
I’m the only man left!
……
It lasted until the afternoon, and Ren Xiaofeng finally lifted his spirits: “Come on, follow me, and let you see what dominates the campus!”
Liu Xinyue glanced at him contemptuously: “Student Ren Xiaofeng, are you going to play with our girls?”
Although it is pitiful that you are alone, we have no plans to sympathize with you.
Xia Qingshuang took Liu Xinyue’s arm and left: “Walk, Xinyue, go to the second class, I want to see what virtual reality technology is.”
“Hey! Don’t go! Brother is amazing! Really!”
No matter how Ren Xiaofeng called, Liu Xinyue’s three daughters did not turn around to look at him.
Ren Xiaofeng: “Why girls nowadays are so ruthless and unreasonable to make trouble? I want to play with you? I want to protect you. Don’t you know how beautiful you are this year.”
After changing Sun Tianzheng’s clothes and makeup in the morning, Liu Xinyue’s three daughters are naturally no exception.
Naturally beautiful, this is not, coupled with his freehand sculpting craftsmanship, a lively fairy descended to the earth.
Sure enough, before he left, Ren Xiaofeng saw the boys in twos and threes pretending to pass by, and even more shamelessly talked directly.
“Forget it, don’t care.”
Ren Xiaofeng glanced pity at the boys who came forward to talk, then turned and left.
“Huh, a bunch of idiots, I am not protecting the monitor and the others, I am protecting you.”
Go around.
Came to the pavilion in the center of the pond.
Ren Xiaofeng looked at the “little couple” selling popcorn, speechless for a while.
“I said why didn’t I see you anymore, let it cool down soon?”
With a mask on the upper half of his face, Fatty Zhou turned into a more beautiful boy: “Hehe, crazy brother, come on, eat some, 3 exchange points for a bucket.”
Snapped!
Gu Yuxuan, wearing the lower half of her face mask, patted Zhou Xiaohua on the back, and said apologetically to Ren Xiaofeng: “He’s kidding, Brother Crazy, it’s free.”
Ren Xiaofeng took the popcorn: “3 exchange points?”
Zhou Xiao Fatty raised his chin and said: “Yes, they get the exchange points, and they may not be able to see the stationery and daily necessities. Why don’t they come to me for popcorn.”
“Did you like it?”
“I took a fancy to those U disks, the schools are cheap, and I can change them for only 15 points.”
“Are you lacking?”
“Lack! A lot of other parties are missing. You don’t understand, right? It’s safe to save the photos on the USB flash drive and sell them directly.”
“…”
Ah, Ren Xiaofeng remembered, this product sells Huang Man.
Niubi Niubi.
Gu Yuxuan looked curious: “What lacks a USB flash drive? What photos are you selling?”
“Fatty man! Keep me away from my sister!”
Zhou Xiaohua was wondering how to answer. Gu Xuanwu rushed over with fire with both eyes: “Let me finally find it!”
Zhou Xiaohua hugged Gu Yuxuan horizontally and let him sit in the popcorn cart, then pushed and fled.
“The wind is tight, I’m talking about it first!~”
Gu Yuxuan: “Brother, isn’t your propaganda department busy?”
Rumbling.
A sound of footsteps sounded from all around.
“Your Excellency, we are really not free today, really not free.”
“The overall situation is important, and the overall situation is important.”
“Tomorrow we will help you beat him, the statistics are crazy!”
“…”
Several figures in cloaks desperately dragged their ministers back.
Gu Xuanwu was crushed on the ground and struggling with tears. He could only watch his sister being abducted: “Let go of me! Let me go! Sister! My sister! No!~”