The System is Four Years Ahead of Schedule, But Weird is Still a Cub - Chapter 120
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Chapter 120 You killed “Level 2 Weird (Characteristics: Two Heads and Four Arms)”
【warn! 】
【The host is in an area where a large number of weirdos appear, and several high-level weirdos have captured the host’s location through their keen sense of smell! Host, please cherish your life and escape quickly! 】
In front of a newly opened hot pot restaurant in the city center, there is a row of stools on the left side. The people queuing up are sitting there chatting and waiting for their number to be called.
On the right side, there is a row of cages for customers with pets to temporarily place their pets.
Shen Ge and Cheng Shengnan received a prompt from the system as soon as they arrived at the door, causing his feet that were about to step up the stairs to freeze in mid-air.
Sure enough, Cheng Shengnan was right. It was not easy to have a quiet meal.
Cheng Shengnan was already used to it when he saw Shen Ge’s abnormal movements. He raised his hand to adjust his glasses and said calmly: “According to the department’s procedures, we should first report to the minister or assistant minister, and then notify the operations department for support. Investigation and containment. The strange incidents discovered by the spooky agents will be fully responsible for the spooky agents of this team.”
“That’s right. You are so proficient in business before you even take up the job. You deserve to be Mr. Cheng. But I think they definitely didn’t tell you that I have full authority to arrange the work of each department. For weird incidents like this that don’t show any signs of alienation, I We only need to determine which animals have problems, take the photos and someone will deal with them, so it won’t delay our schedule.”
Shen Ge said as he took out his cell phone to take pictures of the pets in the cage on the right that showed weak supernatural powers.
Cheng Shengnan stood behind Shen Ge and said: “Although no one has said it, I was also a victim of those strange incidents. I know that you can see strange things that ordinary people can’t see. When you are talking to the minister, I have read the previous low-level weird incident handling files and I know your style of doing things.”
“So please give me a song and let me do an ‘investigation’.” Shen Ge said, taking out his ID and walking towards the waiter at the door.
“Hello, sir, there are more customers queuing up tables now. We are queuing up tables in three sizes: large, medium and small according to the number of people. How many people do you have?” the waiter asked.
Shen Ge handed over the certificate, but it was not from the Special Policy Department, but from the Health Bureau: “It’s from the Health Bureau, for unannounced inspections, don’t worry.”
After Shen Ge finished speaking, he walked towards the store without waiting for the waiter’s reaction. The waiter suddenly panicked while holding his ID and quickly found the store manager to explain the situation.
By the time the waiter called the store manager over, Shen Ge was already standing in the back kitchen taking photos.
“Sir, sir, I am the store manager here, my surname is Li. Our store just opened today, the ingredients are very fresh, and… didn’t you just come to check two days ago?” The store manager saw Shen Ge taking pictures everywhere. , and did not dare to step forward to stop him.
Shen Ge put away his mobile phone, took back his ID from the store manager, patted his shoulder and said, “Calm down, they said there was an unannounced inspection. If I informed you in advance, wouldn’t some things not be inspected? But, you guys are here. Your hygiene is very good, and the ingredients are very fresh. I will ask the department to commend you later, so I will leave first.”
After Shen Ge finished speaking, he walked out of the store without looking back, leaving everyone behind who looked confused.
“Store manager, what is this person doing here?”
“Is it really from the Health Bureau?”
“Why does it feel so unreliable?”
“I saw the certificate and it was genuine. To be on the safe side, I secretly took a photo with my mobile phone.”
…”
Shen Ge came and left quickly. When he walked out of the store and found Cheng Shengnan, the other party was also a little surprised and surprised. Obviously, he didn’t expect him to solve the problem so quickly.
“Are you done?” Cheng Shengnan asked.
Shen Ge nodded: “The hot pot restaurant is fine, it’s the pets outside… I have sent the photos back, and the ministry will send someone to deal with them soon.”
“What about us? Do we want to change our company?” Cheng Shengnan asked.
Shen Ge thought for a moment and said, “No, since there is no problem with this store, let’s just stay here to avoid having to find out the problem elsewhere.”
In fact, what Shen Ge saw was a weak strange energy that showed no signs of alienation. Never mind, no one knows when the alienation will begin. Never mind, the streets are full of animals… When the manhole cover is opened, the sewers are full of rats. , cockroaches, this month the Special Policy Department has dealt with no less than ten strange incidents that occurred in the sewers.
The Special Policy Department of Rong City and the Department of Agricultural Protection have already launched rodent eradication work, but with little success. What’s more, if you can exterminate rats, can you also exterminate cockroaches?
This guy has super vitality that can turn into a mutant species if thrown to Mars!
So when there are no weird incidents, Shen Ge becomes a “street patrolman”, relying on his eyes that can see weak weird powers to prevent weird incidents as much as possible.
It’s just that he is alone and has one pair of eyes. This is more of a “temporary cure” than torture and torture of a pet.
Shen Ge and Cheng Shengnan walked to the queue at the entrance of the hot pot restaurant. Just as they were about to speak, they saw the store manager and two waiters coming out.
“Uh, sir? Is there anything else?” the store manager asked politely.
Shen Ge said: “Give me a number for two people.”
“…” The store manager’s face suddenly became a little strange when he heard this.
Shen Ge said: “Oh, I’m a mysophobic person. Unless it’s a store that I passed a random inspection undercover, I rarely eat outside.”
…”Brother, you must be sick.
The store manager quickly turned around and said to the waiter at the back: “Go, give up one of the reserved private rooms for couples and arrange for Mr. and Mrs.”
“Okay, store manager.” The waiter hurriedly made arrangements.
Shen Ge said: “Don’t go to such trouble, just arrange the numbers for us normally.”
“It’s okay, it’s okay. Many customers may not come if they reserve a table, and I also reserved two tables for my friends. My friend may have something to do today and won’t be able to come, so it’s okay to free up.” The store manager smiled and led Shen Ge and the two inside. store.
After Shen Ge and Shen Ge sat in the most stylishly decorated couple’s private room in the store, the store manager personally brought them a menu and introduced the store’s special dishes.
Shen Ge took a pen and ordered a page full of dishes, then handed the menu to the store manager: “Um… Sir, how many people are you planning to eat?”
“Oh, I’ll conservatively estimate that there are ten of us, so you can just be on the flowing water table, don’t worry about it,” Shen Ge said.
Store Manager: …God’s running water mat.
Brother, have you ever seen any hot pot restaurant that offers running water?
Although the store manager felt that Shen Ge had many shortcomings, due to his dual status as a health bureau and a customer, he couldn’t say much and made arrangements according to Shen Ge’s requirements.
Cheng Shengnan was surprised to see Shen Ge ordering a large table full of dishes, but it became clear when he said this: “Did you order for someone in the department?”
“Believe me, those guys who have no eyesight will definitely come and rub two chopsticks to prevent them from lingering here. Add a few pairs of chopsticks for them to pack up,” Shen Ge said.
Cheng Shengnan nodded and said nothing on this topic. Instead, he chatted with Shen Ge about the affairs of the department and the work of assistant Xiao Zhang.
Because of Shen Ge’s status, the waiting time for the food to be served was shortened to ten minutes.
“You two, are you dating secretly?”
Shen Ge and Cheng Shengnan had been eating for more than half an hour when they suddenly heard a familiar voice ringing from the window. They turned their heads and saw Wang Han leaning against the window with a flattering smile on his face.
“Are you done?” Shen Ge asked without raising his head while eating the food in his bowl.
Wang Han said: “It should have been over a long time ago, but there was one person who was unwilling to let us take the pet away. He tried to persuade us for more than ten minutes, and finally spent three times the money to get it done. Alas, I said Lao Shen, you can go on a date, don’t Are you thinking about improving our performance? Our department is already the top consumer in the country.”
“Then next time I see this, I won’t care.” Shen Ge said.
Wang Han was stunned, and his face suddenly fell: “Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have said nonsense. If the minister finds out about this, he will kill me. For the sake of me not even having dinner, forgive me. My life.”
“Are you alone?” Shen Ge asked. Wang Han said: “How can it be done?”
Before he finished speaking, several people stood up outside the window, including Ma Chao, Zhang Hu, Zhao Long, and several members of Team 1.
”Where’s the Feng team?” Shen Ge didn’t see Feng Chengxiu and was a little surprised. After all, even if the animals showed no signs of alienation, Feng Chengxiu and Yu Tiexiong would usually lead the team.
At this time, Wang Han and others appeared here, which proved that Team 1 was responsible for today’s task, so there was no reason for Feng Chengxiu to be absent.
“The sealing team is still arranging their numbers honestly outside.” Ma Chao said.
Wang Han said: “Captain Feng said he was afraid of disturbing your date. I said my sister-in-law wouldn’t mind. After all, it’s not the first time I’ve disturbed you.”
“I remember you called Miss Cheng your sister-in-law before.” Ma Chao added lightly.
Wang Han put his elbow on Ma Chao’s chest and cursed in a low voice: “You know, you are hungry or not. If you are not, I am. If you have the ability, go out and line up with the sealing team.”
…”Brother, you are so sincere.
Zhang Hu, Zhao Long and others quickly distanced themselves from Wang Han, saying that they were not with him. They just came to join in the fun and had no intention of taking advantage of their position.
“It’s okay, we are all from the ministry. And Shen Ge has already ordered the pot for you. Here, there.” Cheng Shengnan said with a smile, and then pointed to an untouched pot on the table next to him. .
When Wang Han heard this, his face burst into laughter, and he quickly opened the door and walked in: “Hey, I just said that Lao Shen has us in his heart, but why are you ordering two pots? You don’t dislike us for coming to eat, how can we dislike you for cooking? The pot for the food? Come on, brothers, put on the pot, pour the wine, and start cooking!”
It is said to be a private room for couples, but it is actually not very small. In addition to two fixed stools, it is not a problem to add a few more chairs to seat seven or eight people.
Shen Ge changed his position next to Cheng Shengnan. Wang Han and others crowded on the other side wisely, and called Feng Chengxiu in who was still queuing outside.
The room was quite spacious originally, but when Feng Chengxiu entered, it suddenly became smaller.
“These guys… I said they would have a new number.” Feng Chengxiu looked embarrassed.
Cheng Shengnan smiled and said, “It’s okay. Shen Ge will order the dishes for you when he comes. There are so many people and it’s so lively. From tomorrow on, I’m also a member of the ministry, so I don’t need to see anyone outside.”
Feng Chengxiu didn’t know about Cheng Shengnan’s joining the department, but Wang Han, who had a good relationship with the logistics department, heard about it and took the lead in raising a glass of wine to welcome him, and also explained the reason to Feng Chengxiu and others.
A meal was enjoyed by everyone in a lively manner.
…
At this time, standing outside the door of Shen Ge’s home where he had not returned for a long time, a young man wearing a black sweatshirt and a hood stood.
The young man chewed bubble gum and tilted his head, holding his mobile phone over his left shoulder to talk. Because he tilted his neck, a fist-sized red pustule on his right neck was particularly conspicuous.
“I have arrived at the target location. This person is interesting. There is additional surveillance at the door.” The young man glanced at the flowerpot on the shoe rack next to the door and raised his hand to pull out a pinhole camera from the root of the tree.
Then he pointed the pinhole camera at his face without fear of exposing his image. He stared at it for a while, blew a bubble, stuck the camera and stuffed it back into the flowerpot.
“This person is quite alert. In addition to the camera, the door handle and the door lock have all been specially processed.” The young man said into the phone.
“Okay, let me go in and take a look first.”
“The door is unlocked.”
The young man opened the door, took his mobile phone and scanned the room. Using the light of the flashlight, he saw the switch on the wall on the right, and pressed it –
Snapped!
The lights in the room were not on, but the young man was trembling all over due to the electric shock. It was not until a blood-red hand stretched out from his clothes and “smacked” his electrocuted hand that he was saved.
“I’m **** (…&&*…&%…¥)” The young man cursed for hundreds of words, but he still couldn’t get rid of his anger.
Then, as if he thought of something, he controlled the blood-red arm protruding from his clothes and turned on the switch. He saw that this was not a leakage at all, but a clever mechanism. The key point is that he also tampered with the home’s anti-leakage insurance, as if he would not give up until someone was electrocuted.
“Are you crazy? You can only tamper with the door lock, but even the switch? Are you suffering from paranoia?” The young man was not feeling well.
The young man cursed and walked toward the house with a flashlight on. As soon as he took a step, a figure suddenly hung upside down from the ceiling. He was so frightened that he punched him.
when!
The blood-red arm hit a pillow full of blades, and several **** cuts were made immediately.
…”
The young man gritted his teeth and scanned the phone with his phone, and found that there were words on the pillow: “Brother, you are not going to die? You are lucky and have a great destiny. If you leave like this, I will pretend that nothing happened. Otherwise, there will be surprises later, but It’s not as simple as before!”
The young man almost chewed his teeth when he saw the words on the pillow. This guy is both an electrician and a knife, but he is just an appetizer?
“qnmd!” The young man didn’t believe it yet, so he ripped off the pillow, threw it forward, and continued to rummage through the room, as if he was looking for something.
It turned out that there were quite a few traps in the house, including more than a dozen mouse traps in the cupboard, animal traps under the bathroom counter, and blood drops in the closet…the strange and messy traps left the young man covered in bruises. When I found the bedroom all the way, my clothes were stained red with blood.
“You bastard, don’t wait for me to meet you, otherwise I will strip you to pieces and torture you until you don’t even recognize you!” The young man cursed angrily while smashing things in the room.
The most annoying thing is not that we have stepped on traps over and over again, but that we have stepped on so many traps and not even a single useful clue has been found.
The young man carefully controlled the magic weapon to open the bed board, noticed a cardboard box under the bed, pulled it out, and controlled the **** hand to slowly open it –
Ka.
Suddenly, a slight sound like the collision of firing pins caught the young man’s attention, but before he could react, with a loud noise, he was instantly engulfed by the sudden explosion of flames.
…
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【The host has no choice but to lay a trap to kill the level 2 weirdo (characteristics: two heads and four arms), and will be rewarded with 100 system points x1, and a random F-level supply x1. 】
Shen Ge:?
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Shen Ge’s hand holding Mao’s belly shook, and the hot oil in the pot almost hit Wang Han’s face… Level 2 weird? Two heads and four arms? WTF?
Shen Ge This is a person sitting in a hot pot restaurant, and the reward comes from the sky.
But it was only a moment or two of confusion. He suddenly realized something. He took out his mobile phone and took a look. Sure enough, the alarm system at home was hacked, and several surveillance screens were also in a black screen.
“Something happened.” Shen Ge slapped his chopsticks on the table.
Seeing Shen Ge’s reaction, everyone was afraid that Shen Ge’s next sentence would be “Today’s hairy belly is not fresh.” After all, it wouldn’t be a surprise given his character.
Wang Han brushed the duck intestines and asked casually: “What happened? Today’s tripe is not fresh?”
“The guy who drove Weiyi to fight us last time during the Weird Dog incident ran away to my house!” Shen Ge said while dialing Deng Yuqi’s phone number.
Everyone was really stunned now.
(End of this chapter)