This Plug-in is Too Middle School - v2 Chapter 1097
“Look, I’ll say he’s a good guy, right?”
After sneaking a glance at a figure walking in front, the female elf couldn’t help but hold her heart in both hands, and murmured in a low voice with a face full of fascination:
“I knew that a guy as handsome as him could be a bad guy~”
“…”
So whether the face looks good or not has a fart relationship with other people’s good or bad! !
And what if he could use Holy Light? Although the people of the Holy See of Light have never participated in the capture of slaves, the **** nobles of the Holy Empire have always been the big buyers of elf slaves! Does the ghost know if there is a **** hidden under his good face?
After glaring at the **** girl beside him with disgust on his face, the male elf looked at Wei’s back vigilantly, and reached out to touch the swollen bag on the back of his head, the fear in his eyes was so thick that it was about to overflow. coming.
The speed of this guy… Really scary!
Before he could react, he clearly rushed to the nearest tree ahead of time, and successfully used [Green Move] to distance himself, and even to be on the safe side, he moved several times in a row.
As a result, I just stopped to take a breath, and when I was about to see if the other party was catching up, I felt a sudden gust of wind coming from behind, and then the back of my head numb slightly, and then I didn’t know anything.
And when he regained consciousness again, a team of thirty elite [Jack Forest Hunters] actually lay beside him, and all of them were tied up.
It’s so outrageous!
This is the Forest of Spirits! Our group of jungle hunters who can move infinitely with the help of trees, were all caught alive like chickens, and not even a single one managed to escape. This person is at least a ninth-order professional, I really want to be touched by him silently In the royal court, I am afraid there will be a big problem!
…
Seemingly feeling the resentful eyes behind him, William who was walking in front suddenly stopped and looked back.
“You two, the river is in front of you. Please wait here for a while. After brushing the tree a little, I will go to the Elf King’s Court with you.”
“Ah? It’s easy to say.”
After the vigilance on his face softened instantly, the male elf not only nodded hurriedly, but even actively said:
“So, you are the distinguished guests from the Holy See of Light, and besides the child, the… Mr. Werewolf’s hair is not easy to get wet, or… let us do the tree brushing?”
“Um…that’s not good?”
After looking at the ring of urinals on the Pope’s tree, William was about to open his mouth to refuse, but saw the male elf reach out and pat his chest with a thud, and explain sincerely:
“No, that’s what it should be.
And when we didn’t know your identity before, we rashly launched an attack, and even shot your mount, and now we are helping with the work we can, which can barely be counted as our atonement. “
“…”
After looking at the smiling face of the male elf, William could not help but smack his lips in a speechless manner.
Good guy…are elves such a passionate race? In the past life, those guys who can’t wait to see people in their nostrils, are they all pirated copycat elves?
After trying to be polite again for a few rounds, he found that this guy really wanted to help brush the trees. William felt that it was too kind, so he had to let Xiao Lan put the old Pope by the river and stained the part with a lot of urine stains. dipped into the river.
“Then trouble you.”
“Hehe, no trouble! No trouble at all!”
After reaching out and rolling up the trousers of the dark green clothes, the male elf pulled the reluctant female elf on his face and stepped into the rushing river together. It slowly spreads out under the wash, dyeing the clear river water with a different color.
“Captain…Are you going too far?”
After looking at the discolored water with disgust, the female elf muttered with dissatisfaction:
“Although it’s true that we were wrong first, but you don’t have to do this, right? The dragon was indeed injured a little bit, but I just took a look at it, and its injury is getting better quickly, and now it’s even shooting arrows. Chuangdu is about to die again.
So even though we were a bit reckless and hurt people with our hands, it’s enough to apologize sincerely, why are we rushing to help them brush this thing?
Hey… how many people have urinated on this tree? The river is so fast that it turns yellow, and it smells so nasty…”
“Idiot! I did that to numb him so he could find a chance to escape!”
Glancing at William who was still on the shore, he found that he hadn’t noticed it, but was holding a map and was talking to the werewolf next to him, when the male elf let out a sigh of relief.
I saw him stretch out his hand to grab the female elf’s arm, and commanded in a low voice with determination:
“Listen, I still think there’s something wrong with this person… Don’t refute me first, just listen!
Listen to me, in addition to guarding the clansmen, our jungle hunters also have the duty of guarding the post, and such a person who is likely to have ninth-order strength is going to the royal court, and now no clansman knows about it, this is absolutely impossible!
If he really has any bad plans, we are afraid that we will pay a very heavy price, so even if we need to risk our lives, we must find a way to report the news to Her Majesty in advance! “
“Oh? Oh! That’s right!”
After hearing the male elf’s speech full of consciousness, the female elf was stunned for a second, and then her expression became serious.
“Captain, you give an order, I will cooperate fully!”
“I didn’t see you wrong!”
After seeing the female elf’s equally clear and determined eyes, the male elf couldn’t help but smile with relief, took her hand and slapped it heavily, and said in a low voice with a proud expression:
“But if there is a life-threatening matter, naturally it should be my captain! You take this thing.”
After looking at the strange jade ornament with a fish-like palm, the female elf said in a puzzled way:
“This is…”
“This is an extremely precious life-saving holy relic. As long as any living creature takes it and soaks it in the water for two minutes, and stores its power, it can move along the current water system all the way!
And the tributary of this river happens to be connected to Miyue Lake outside Wang Ting. If you can rely on it to go back, then the news will be sent back successfully. “
“…”
“What’s wrong?”
Seeing that the female elf was holding the fish-shaped accessories, but did not put them into her mouth, the male elf frowned and said solemnly:
“You don’t have to worry about our safety. After finding out that you have run away, although he may be furious, and even kill a few people to vent his anger, if my sacrifice can be exchanged for the safety of the royal court, then all this is worth it!”
“Ah yes yes yes, but… if you want to activate this thing, is there no other way than soaking it in the river for two minutes?”
After getting a negative answer from the male elf’s expression, the female elf first glanced at the jade ornament in her hand, and then at the yellow river water exuding a smell of urine. She shivered violently, and then hurriedly He stuffed the things back, and said decisively:
“Forget it… You are the captain, let me as a member of the team!”
“No! As the captain, how can I escape and leave you in such a dangerous place?”
Plug it back.
“Please captain, I like danger!”
Plug it again.
“Bah! I misread you!”
Seeing that the holy relic was stuffed back again, the male elf couldn’t help but get furious, and he shoved the stuff back again.
“I think you are afraid of getting dirty! We jungle hunters, who are not afraid of death in order to protect our compatriots, who can give their lives at any time, what can’t bear some urine stains!”
When she found that this terrible thing was back in her hands, the female elf immediately became anxious. After she clipped the accessories onto the Pope’s branch, she gritted her teeth and roared in a low voice:
“It’s fine for me to give my life, but I can’t soak it in the urine with this thing in my mouth! Also… You have to arrange this work for me, don’t you want to soak in the urine?”
“But I chose to stay at the risk of my life!”
“Then I also want to risk my life!”
“You **** nympho! I’m the captain! I order you to go into the water immediately! Hurry up and send back the news of the strong invasion in advance!”
“No! Not even if I die! The plan is yours, and the things are also yours, so it’s up to you to execute it!”
“If you don’t get down, I’ll…”
“Om~”
Just then, a heavy humming sound came from the water, attracting everyone’s attention.
Under everyone’s astonished expressions, the huge Pope tree in the river trembled slightly, and then it lost its clear shape and turned into a small jade fish only the size of a thumb, and fell into the rushing river with a thud ,then…
Disappear.
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